"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wife wants a church wedding but I don't

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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True, most can’t be lol
Well played mate!

I actually agreed with you initially. I think it comes down to Vet a good woman. Acquire at youth, before top form SMV, no LTR ambiguity, and adds nothing but value.

Example, there is this bloke, Connor McGoat from Ireland. Fella was on social assistance at one point. His girl never got the ring but, she stood by him or so the story goes. I suspect he has a pass to hookup with other babes but, she got a child meaning, she is set for life. Hopefully, she doesn't **** off. If she did not when he was poor, he likely picked a good one.
 
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