DEEZEDBRAH
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I didn't know middle age women could be so funny. Wait wut?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Wife wants a church wedding but I don't
- Thread starter harrypark
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
logicallefty
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True, most can’t be lol
Even though your a delusional agnostic your alright sheriff lefty..
DEEZEDBRAH
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Well played mate!
I actually agreed with you initially. I think it comes down to Vet a good woman. Acquire at youth, before top form SMV, no LTR ambiguity, and adds nothing but value.
Example, there is this bloke, Connor McGoat from Ireland. Fella was on social assistance at one point. His girl never got the ring but, she stood by him or so the story goes. I suspect he has a pass to hookup with other babes but, she got a child meaning, she is set for life. Hopefully, she doesn't **** off. If she did not when he was poor, he likely picked a good one.