"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Wierd, yet funny, seduction pattern ;)

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You ever just sat and stared at a bucket of fresh and steamy KFC chicken and had that uncontrollable craving?

You know, the one where you can almost taste it and you can feel its smooth, rich texture against your tounge?

And when that very first morsle of luscious chicken touches your tounge, it sets off an explosion of pleasure that vibrates through out your entire body?

Then, when it's all said and done, you can sit back and know it was truely finger lickin' good... you feel me on this one? (touch their shoulder)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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not a bad idea, but you'll probably just end up making her hungry :p
 

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heh, and if ure out with a fat burd, u've got so many more problems
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by AFK Protector
What? Touch the chicken's shoulder?:confused:
Of course you kino the chicken!
 
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