"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Wierd, yet funny, seduction pattern ;)

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You ever just sat and stared at a bucket of fresh and steamy KFC chicken and had that uncontrollable craving?

You know, the one where you can almost taste it and you can feel its smooth, rich texture against your tounge?

And when that very first morsle of luscious chicken touches your tounge, it sets off an explosion of pleasure that vibrates through out your entire body?

Then, when it's all said and done, you can sit back and know it was truely finger lickin' good... you feel me on this one? (touch their shoulder)
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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not a bad idea, but you'll probably just end up making her hungry :p
 

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heh, and if ure out with a fat burd, u've got so many more problems
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by AFK Protector
What? Touch the chicken's shoulder?:confused:
Of course you kino the chicken!
 
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