"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Wierd, yet funny, seduction pattern ;)

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You ever just sat and stared at a bucket of fresh and steamy KFC chicken and had that uncontrollable craving?

You know, the one where you can almost taste it and you can feel its smooth, rich texture against your tounge?

And when that very first morsle of luscious chicken touches your tounge, it sets off an explosion of pleasure that vibrates through out your entire body?

Then, when it's all said and done, you can sit back and know it was truely finger lickin' good... you feel me on this one? (touch their shoulder)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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not a bad idea, but you'll probably just end up making her hungry :p
 
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heh, and if ure out with a fat burd, u've got so many more problems
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by AFK Protector
What? Touch the chicken's shoulder?:confused:
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Of course you kino the chicken!
 
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