"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Whys She Even Bother??

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OK I have this girl who was my gf but we've been broken up for about 2 months(only went out for about a month)
Well when we broke up things were rough at first since I got mad and asked for her friends number since she claimed she just wanted to be friends. But since then things have been smoothed over and were supposedly good now. Well she txts me every now and then the last time being at 1am this morning. I was asleep but I txted her back around 10am asking what she wanted. It seems her answer is always something like " I was just out partying and seeing what was up"
But if you're out at a party drinking and what not why would you be txting someone??-let alone an ex.
What do you guys make of this?
I think Im just gonna ignore her.
 

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Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

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NEXT. Tell her to stop texting you.

and figure out a way to get that friend's #, seriously
 
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Just thought itd make things less awkward if I ran into her on base or anywhere if I kept things on friendly terms.
Its one of her best friends which is why she got so mad when I asked-though she said she actually called her to see if it was ok to give her number to me. She said her friend said hell no and that I was an ******* for even asking. Damn
Her friend is the kinda girl whos hot(about hb8-9) but is with a guy who cheats on her and she still chooses to be with her.
And the only way I know to reach her would be to add them both back on myspace but Im sure that would cause some drama.:(
 
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She said her friend said hell no and that I was an ******* for even asking.
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well, considering she took the liberty of asking the girl for you (which is b1tchy), and her friend replied THROUGH her, I'm not at all surprised. That said, NEXT them both, dude. Forget these b1tches and attention h0rs.

I seriously wouldn't reply to anything she ever sends me. If she called me and I picked up for whatever reason, I'd tell her to stop calling.

your answer to "let's just be friends" should always be, "No thanks, I've already got plenty of friends"
 
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well I cancelled my txt plan anyways and Im not gonna waste my time anymore by giving her a response
screw her-Its bout time I finally replace that b!tch anyways
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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i think she told you she was out partying just to impress you, that or, it was the gayest party ever.
 
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