"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Why would anyone want this woman?

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Well proves one thing. Anyone with a vagina can get plenty of guys. She should be paying poeople $250/hr to touch her disgusting body.
 
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While I definitely wouldn't pay for it, I'll be honest, I'd have sex with her. I happen to be one of those guys that like thick women and although she's not a looker, I can dig her body. It's one of those chicks that I probably wouldn't go telling everybody about, but I won't deny the fact that I could get off with her.
 
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She looks like a cross between Chucky and the baby off Trainspotting.....with a moustache. :down:

I would have fvcked her a year ago, but the longer you stay away from fatties Ive notice the more repulsed you are by them.

"Show me the woman a man sleeps with and I will tell you his valuation of himself" -Ayn Rand
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Those are probably her glamor shots photos from high school ten years ago....hehe
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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MatureDJ said:
I'm shaking my head how this chic can get any business.

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LOL, yeah, I don't know...but what I do know is, if I'm gonna plow any chick, she's going to be hot..ESPECIALLY if I'm gonna pay for it.

I really don't understand why guys would pay to bang women like this, when they can pay to bang hot women of porn quality. ?? Strange, I don't get it. Only reason that comes to mind, is, they have a fattie fetish.
 
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My first inclination was to retch. Therefore I thought I'd better not post in this thread. I hate showing how condescending I can be to others. It's unmanly and not honourable.

Then again... I just can't resist.

First of all: who says she's getting anything? Just because she's on Craigslist, doesn't mean she's getting any.

Second: yes, she's probably getting it. Why? Because we're all so incredibly empathic and just know she's a wonderful girl underneath all that excessive fat.

Nah, we're seasoned men as in that we know of the sad, desperate members of our sexe, who are still that disrespectful of themselves and their souls that they can be made to go as far as to put their rods into any swanky, warm and moist hole that has something that intereracts better than a robot attached to it.

That's why.

My own sexe disgusts me at times. They embarras me. In that regard I'm not a male. Oh, the arrogance... :rolleyes:

Then again, who knows... she maybe a great person. Do looks really matter then? Why do we objectify so? Why are we after a pretty face mostly? Is it really because we're men acting according to our biology? Or is it because we're shallow?

She maybe fat but she may have good genes. Fat isn't always bad. Fat is a reserve. Fat women might survive the scarce period better than a slim one. (Then again, she might eat what her child should get instead.)

Dangerous ground I'm touching here.

Disclaimer: I wouldn't do her, if that's what you think. She... intimidates me physically. Maybe that's our problem. :p
 
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No, you're not.

I'd get one if I found one that I clicked with sufficiently. Maybe I'm just a coward. Afraid to allow a fat girl to get close because they intimidate me physically, the moment anything "more" is implied. I find this very low of me. Fat isn't necessarily equal to nasty. There are fat girls who are sweet, and maybe larger than life in more than a the physical sense. :p

I hope to be able some day to see past the fat and see the person, and judge them suitable or unsuitable for me based on that.

On a side note: have you ever seen a fat or slightly overweight girl when she lost a lot of weight?

I have once.

Spectacular, how beautiful she was.

Made me ashamed of myself. Maybe I need more of those humbling situations...


No, Oneitis. You're not the only one. Well, maybe on this forum you are. :D


Disclaimer: I'm not talking about the 600-pounders and such alike. There is a boundary somewhere... :p
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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MOPED.

I'd fvck her - would not pay for it, but I'd fvck her.

I've done worse, but it's not like I'd bring her home or let her know where I lived.

I wonder why guys would pay for it, when they can pick one up in a bar that is probably better than her....
 
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To be fair to her, she does look like she would be absolute filth in the sack, but if I was paying 250 dollars an hour for that, I would have to insist on ass to mouth at the very least. I also would strongly advise her to spend my money wisely and get herself a cheekbone lift ASAP ;)
 
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