"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Why would anyone want this woman?

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Well proves one thing. Anyone with a vagina can get plenty of guys. She should be paying poeople $250/hr to touch her disgusting body.
 
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While I definitely wouldn't pay for it, I'll be honest, I'd have sex with her. I happen to be one of those guys that like thick women and although she's not a looker, I can dig her body. It's one of those chicks that I probably wouldn't go telling everybody about, but I won't deny the fact that I could get off with her.
 
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She looks like a cross between Chucky and the baby off Trainspotting.....with a moustache. :down:

I would have fvcked her a year ago, but the longer you stay away from fatties Ive notice the more repulsed you are by them.

"Show me the woman a man sleeps with and I will tell you his valuation of himself" -Ayn Rand
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Those are probably her glamor shots photos from high school ten years ago....hehe
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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MatureDJ said:
I'm shaking my head how this chic can get any business.

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LOL, yeah, I don't know...but what I do know is, if I'm gonna plow any chick, she's going to be hot..ESPECIALLY if I'm gonna pay for it.

I really don't understand why guys would pay to bang women like this, when they can pay to bang hot women of porn quality. ?? Strange, I don't get it. Only reason that comes to mind, is, they have a fattie fetish.
 
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My first inclination was to retch. Therefore I thought I'd better not post in this thread. I hate showing how condescending I can be to others. It's unmanly and not honourable.

Then again... I just can't resist.

First of all: who says she's getting anything? Just because she's on Craigslist, doesn't mean she's getting any.

Second: yes, she's probably getting it. Why? Because we're all so incredibly empathic and just know she's a wonderful girl underneath all that excessive fat.

Nah, we're seasoned men as in that we know of the sad, desperate members of our sexe, who are still that disrespectful of themselves and their souls that they can be made to go as far as to put their rods into any swanky, warm and moist hole that has something that intereracts better than a robot attached to it.

That's why.

My own sexe disgusts me at times. They embarras me. In that regard I'm not a male. Oh, the arrogance... :rolleyes:

Then again, who knows... she maybe a great person. Do looks really matter then? Why do we objectify so? Why are we after a pretty face mostly? Is it really because we're men acting according to our biology? Or is it because we're shallow?

She maybe fat but she may have good genes. Fat isn't always bad. Fat is a reserve. Fat women might survive the scarce period better than a slim one. (Then again, she might eat what her child should get instead.)

Dangerous ground I'm touching here.

Disclaimer: I wouldn't do her, if that's what you think. She... intimidates me physically. Maybe that's our problem. :p
 
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No, you're not.

I'd get one if I found one that I clicked with sufficiently. Maybe I'm just a coward. Afraid to allow a fat girl to get close because they intimidate me physically, the moment anything "more" is implied. I find this very low of me. Fat isn't necessarily equal to nasty. There are fat girls who are sweet, and maybe larger than life in more than a the physical sense. :p

I hope to be able some day to see past the fat and see the person, and judge them suitable or unsuitable for me based on that.

On a side note: have you ever seen a fat or slightly overweight girl when she lost a lot of weight?

I have once.

Spectacular, how beautiful she was.

Made me ashamed of myself. Maybe I need more of those humbling situations...


No, Oneitis. You're not the only one. Well, maybe on this forum you are. :D


Disclaimer: I'm not talking about the 600-pounders and such alike. There is a boundary somewhere... :p
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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MOPED.

I'd fvck her - would not pay for it, but I'd fvck her.

I've done worse, but it's not like I'd bring her home or let her know where I lived.

I wonder why guys would pay for it, when they can pick one up in a bar that is probably better than her....
 
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To be fair to her, she does look like she would be absolute filth in the sack, but if I was paying 250 dollars an hour for that, I would have to insist on ass to mouth at the very least. I also would strongly advise her to spend my money wisely and get herself a cheekbone lift ASAP ;)
 
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