"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Why was Rescue Mission banned?

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Can either love or hate Rescue. Some people appreciated his tough-love advice whilst others hated it and him. I remember when I came her in need of some advice on a cougar who has masculine ways and he gave his typical Tiger Woods analysis like a manager would on a football field. I actually ended up laying that same cougar a few days later, all through being told to stop acting like a "Puzzyfied" loser. That advice HELPED ME. So, in a nutshell. Moderators, I find it unfair that you've banned him. Some posters could do with his headstrong no bullshyt advice, isn't what this forum is all about? Bunch of us pulling through the thick and thin.

Rescue didn't coddle the weak, and thats what attracted me to listen to some of his philosophy. Sosuave is like a Corps, the attrition or quality of forum members who actually give validated tough-love advice goes down by 10% every year. Just look at the archive section or alot of the old multi-paged threads OPs. They've been banned.

Stop coddling the weak.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I find it unlikely that he got banned for his "tough love" advice. It was probably something else that pushed the Mods buttons. Anyway, I'm not sure about here, but I know a lot of sites don't allow discussion about bans/moderating so tread carefully.
 
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Because he was a FAKE.

That's right. I don't think he ever got laid or anything like that. He was all TALK and no action.
 
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That was his 10th or so time being banned.

Before Rescue he was AFC savior. Before that he had several other names. His original appearance was as skiptomylou.

It was only a matter of time.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Maxtro said:
That was his 10th or so time being banned.

Before Rescue he was AFC savior. Before that he had several other names. His original appearance was as skiptomylou.

It was only a matter of time.
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No, he wasn't Skip. You are wrong on that tip. I still speak to Skip and confirmed this.

I think Rescue Mission is the old name "Pu$$yEater" who always talked tough but was really just a guy who never got laid sitting in his mothers basement.
 
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Bluntmaster said:
Because he was a FAKE.

That's right. I don't think he ever got laid or anything like that. He was all TALK and no action.
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Then this forum should be empty. Just ban the entire roster of posters if being fake is the reason for getting banned.
 
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I agree with OP. Whether he really did get laid or not is irrelevant to me, because HIS ADVICE WAS SPOT ON. Yes, he was a d!ck and could have been much more pleasant, but if guys would get past that and really soak in what he was actually saying, a lot could be learned from that guy.
 
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Bluntmaster said:
No, he wasn't Skip. You are wrong on that tip. I still speak to Skip and confirmed this.

I think Rescue Mission is the old name "Pu$$yEater" who always talked tough but was really just a guy who never got laid sitting in his mothers basement.
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Uh wah?! He wasn't skip? The posting style was exactly the same. Hell he liked me exactly as much as skip did. He even seemed to know exactly who I was when he first registered.

Fine, then if Rescue and skip weren't the same guy then he might as well have been a clone.
 
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I heard he was into wanking off while girls watched him in his car.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I dont think he was skip, and I dont think he was anywhere near as bad.
 
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He was Skip
 
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