"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Why was Rescue Mission banned?

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The Mad Ghost

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Can either love or hate Rescue. Some people appreciated his tough-love advice whilst others hated it and him. I remember when I came her in need of some advice on a cougar who has masculine ways and he gave his typical Tiger Woods analysis like a manager would on a football field. I actually ended up laying that same cougar a few days later, all through being told to stop acting like a "Puzzyfied" loser. That advice HELPED ME. So, in a nutshell. Moderators, I find it unfair that you've banned him. Some posters could do with his headstrong no bullshyt advice, isn't what this forum is all about? Bunch of us pulling through the thick and thin.

Rescue didn't coddle the weak, and thats what attracted me to listen to some of his philosophy. Sosuave is like a Corps, the attrition or quality of forum members who actually give validated tough-love advice goes down by 10% every year. Just look at the archive section or alot of the old multi-paged threads OPs. They've been banned.

Stop coddling the weak.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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2crudedudes

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I find it unlikely that he got banned for his "tough love" advice. It was probably something else that pushed the Mods buttons. Anyway, I'm not sure about here, but I know a lot of sites don't allow discussion about bans/moderating so tread carefully.
 

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Because he was a FAKE.

That's right. I don't think he ever got laid or anything like that. He was all TALK and no action.
 

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That was his 10th or so time being banned.

Before Rescue he was AFC savior. Before that he had several other names. His original appearance was as skiptomylou.

It was only a matter of time.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Bluntmaster

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Maxtro said:
That was his 10th or so time being banned.

Before Rescue he was AFC savior. Before that he had several other names. His original appearance was as skiptomylou.

It was only a matter of time.

No, he wasn't Skip. You are wrong on that tip. I still speak to Skip and confirmed this.

I think Rescue Mission is the old name "Pu$$yEater" who always talked tough but was really just a guy who never got laid sitting in his mothers basement.
 

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Bluntmaster said:
Because he was a FAKE.

That's right. I don't think he ever got laid or anything like that. He was all TALK and no action.
Then this forum should be empty. Just ban the entire roster of posters if being fake is the reason for getting banned.
 

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I agree with OP. Whether he really did get laid or not is irrelevant to me, because HIS ADVICE WAS SPOT ON. Yes, he was a d!ck and could have been much more pleasant, but if guys would get past that and really soak in what he was actually saying, a lot could be learned from that guy.
 

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Bluntmaster said:
No, he wasn't Skip. You are wrong on that tip. I still speak to Skip and confirmed this.

I think Rescue Mission is the old name "Pu$$yEater" who always talked tough but was really just a guy who never got laid sitting in his mothers basement.
Uh wah?! He wasn't skip? The posting style was exactly the same. Hell he liked me exactly as much as skip did. He even seemed to know exactly who I was when he first registered.

Fine, then if Rescue and skip weren't the same guy then he might as well have been a clone.
 

Ease

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I heard he was into wanking off while girls watched him in his car.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I dont think he was skip, and I dont think he was anywhere near as bad.
 

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He was Skip
 
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