"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Why the PHUCK..do girls expect you to run game when their freinds are around?

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Personally I despise a girl that always has her monkey ass,loser freind around her 24-7,365.

That sh1t is lesbianism as far as i'm concerned and it's a complete turnoff for me..

I hate even more when girls give you signals and their freinds hate on her/you.

When finally you get over to them the freind either feels left out or can't get the hint and leave you both alone.

They just stand their grinning like idiots or give you the evil eye and won't let the girl in question make a move.

It's not cute at all..

This isn't the fith grade you should be mature enough to roll when your girl is trying to get with a guy..


Among us it's "guy code".

You don't ****block under any circumstances..

Seriously.

All you have to do is ASK me if I know someone that will calm her ass down.Don't burden me with another ***** unless you wanna do a threesome..
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Hood rats nothing all girls do this.Infact they probably do this less than suburban chics.

I hate that whole MTV/Laguna beach sh1t.Be real.I don't wanna talk to your fat freind about her myspace and why "all men are a@@sholes".

I'm a grown man..
 
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it sounds like in your situation, it would be fairly easy to get her to go out with you alone someplace. Can't you just call her up and not invite her friend?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bring one of your friends with and pawn him off on the other bytch.
 
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Tha Realnezz said:
Hood rats nothing all girls do this.Infact they probably do this less than suburban chics.
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As a suburbanite, I can vouch for that statement---all they ever do is cluster around each other...
 
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EdHunter said:
As a suburbanite, I can vouch for that statement---all they ever do is cluster around each other...
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i second that.

i see hoodgirls alone and goin solo more than suburban girls. suburban girls are like bees.

hoodgirls arent afraid to go out alone.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Tha Realnezz said:
I hate that whole MTV/Laguna beach sh1t.Be real.I don't wanna talk to your fat freind about her myspace and why "all men are a@@sholes".

I'm a grown man..
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WTF are you smoking?

I can't understand any of this sh*t. Do you think before you type?
 
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I don't know it's frustrating.

You can't just ask them out by themselves,they'll get offended usually.

(like they're freinds won't hate on them regardless)..

I try to win them over but I notice that's useless they'll talk about you no matter what..
 
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