"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Why the PHUCK..do girls expect you to run game when their freinds are around?

Tha Realnezz

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Personally I despise a girl that always has her monkey ass,loser freind around her 24-7,365.

That sh1t is lesbianism as far as i'm concerned and it's a complete turnoff for me..

I hate even more when girls give you signals and their freinds hate on her/you.

When finally you get over to them the freind either feels left out or can't get the hint and leave you both alone.

They just stand their grinning like idiots or give you the evil eye and won't let the girl in question make a move.

It's not cute at all..

This isn't the fith grade you should be mature enough to roll when your girl is trying to get with a guy..


Among us it's "guy code".

You don't ****block under any circumstances..

Seriously.

All you have to do is ASK me if I know someone that will calm her ass down.Don't burden me with another ***** unless you wanna do a threesome..
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tha Realnezz

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Hood rats nothing all girls do this.Infact they probably do this less than suburban chics.

I hate that whole MTV/Laguna beach sh1t.Be real.I don't wanna talk to your fat freind about her myspace and why "all men are a@@sholes".

I'm a grown man..
 

Obsidian

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it sounds like in your situation, it would be fairly easy to get her to go out with you alone someplace. Can't you just call her up and not invite her friend?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Bring one of your friends with and pawn him off on the other bytch.
 

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Tha Realnezz said:
Hood rats nothing all girls do this.Infact they probably do this less than suburban chics.
As a suburbanite, I can vouch for that statement---all they ever do is cluster around each other...
 

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EdHunter said:
As a suburbanite, I can vouch for that statement---all they ever do is cluster around each other...
i second that.

i see hoodgirls alone and goin solo more than suburban girls. suburban girls are like bees.

hoodgirls arent afraid to go out alone.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Tha Realnezz said:
I hate that whole MTV/Laguna beach sh1t.Be real.I don't wanna talk to your fat freind about her myspace and why "all men are a@@sholes".

I'm a grown man..
WTF are you smoking?

I can't understand any of this sh*t. Do you think before you type?
 

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I don't know it's frustrating.

You can't just ask them out by themselves,they'll get offended usually.

(like they're freinds won't hate on them regardless)..

I try to win them over but I notice that's useless they'll talk about you no matter what..
 
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