"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Why is "Traits of a Real DJ" not allowed as a discussion on the main forum?
- Thread starter Wyldfire
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
I think what she meant was that instead of 'logically' responding to her 'legitimate and very serious' complaints, you're just dismissing her by calling her (Wyldfire) an attention wh*re.
However, I do think that calling Wyldfire an attention wh*re was a pretty logical conclusion. It's the same conclusion I came to (guess it takes one to know one).
Actually, you just view me as an "Attention Wh*re" because for some reason people (male and female alike) find me to be somewhat of a fascinating personality on any forum I post on. It's true that I tend to get attention, but I don't seek it.
You, on the other hand are likely only posting on these threads because you can't stand that fact that no one is flirting with you because they're arguing with me.
If I truly were an Attention Wh*re, I'd be flirting and I don't do that.
Sexy_Malibu
Master Don Juan
Listen baby... you don't have to be ashamed of being an attention wh*re. Just embrace your attention wh*riness and accept it. You'll feel so much better. LOL.
Nah, but seriously. There are different kinds of attention wh*res and they vary in degree of attention wh*riness. You don't need to flirt to feed off attention. (Not all attention need be sexual).
You seem to me as the 'martyr' type of attention wh*re... one who gets her attention (be it positive or negative) by 'fighting against oppressors' and 'righting wrongs' and 'standing up for her beliefs'. (Translation: "b*tch b*tch b*tch, moan moan moan, whine whine whine look at me look at me").
I on the other hand, am more of your average attention wh*re. I enjoy people laughing at my jokes (even though I know they're not actually funny) and agreeing with my 'wonderful' insights... but really, when you think about it this way... most human beings - male or female - are attention wh*res, to some extent.
By this definition, Gio, Eternal, Vincent, EVERYONE on this site is somewhat of an attention wh*re. The difference is that they are (in this particular case) ACTUALLY RIGHT. Whereas you seem to just be b*tching, for the sake of b*tching.
You are the type of attention wh*re who thinks she is better than your average "I'm sexy! Look at my boobs!" attention wh*re because you seek attention for your 'intellect' and 'high moral code'. But we're really all just one in the same.
I'm not threatened by you getting your negative attention, nor do I think you're taking away from my 'flirt time'. (In fact, I don't think I've EVER 'fake-flirted' so much on sosuave as I have in YOUR silly threads! So really, you being a total idiot has actually HELPED my 'flirt time'). But I will admit that I am only posting on these threads because of you. It's just SOOOOOOO MUCH FUN! Part of me is like "oh god please shut up already!" and the other part is "This is the best entertainment I've had in weeks!"
Oh, I'm sorry our time is up. Would you like to schedule another session with Dr. Malibu for next week?
BZZZZZZZZZZZZT WRONG!
You dont have to flirt to be a slvt for attention. Admit it, you love the feedback you are getting here. Maybe it pisses you off, maybe it gets you off, but the fact is that you keep coming back for more....and that says a whole lot more than your complaints do, babygirl.
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Resisting arrest...20 years!
In this city, justice comes at a price, and that price is freedom!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.