Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Why is my butt bleeding..

sozzz

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i'm a guy and my butt seems to be dripping out of blood while im walking around the house...

i dont know what to do.:cry: :cry:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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horaholic

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Must.....resist.....urge........for.......gay........joke........

Seriously, see a fvcking doctor asap. Why would you post that here?
 

Desert Fox

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uhhh dripping blood? That blood part isn't that surprising but the dripping part...uhhh yeah...might be internal bleeding bro. Perhaps colorectal cancer. GET IT CHECK NOW!!!
 

sozzz

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i dont want to go to the doctor, they'll charge me like several hundred bucks just to tell me i have hemmeroids..

the bleeding has stop now.. i currently have a toilet paper under my butt.. haha
 

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sozzz said:
i dont want to go to the doctor, they'll charge me like several hundred bucks just to tell me i have hemmeroids..

the bleeding has stop now.. i currently have a toilet paper under my butt.. haha

You are not a doctor yourself so you don't know what you got. Better spend the money and be safe then sorry. You can gamble money but you can't gamble on your health.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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insidious

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Is it that time of the month??:confused:
 

Alle_Gory

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insidious said:
Is it that time of the month??:confused:
Yup. It's that colon cancer time of the month.


Dude, man up and get it checked out. Your pride may kill you if you keep this up.
 

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Serious question:
would you have any idea WHY it was bleeding?
 

Desert Fox

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Seriously man I'm pretty sure everyone here has had their ass bleed because you didn't eat any vegetables, but START EATING VEGGIES AND START ****TING SOFT STUFF...if the INSIDE of your **** is RED AND BLOODY...you got SERIOUS PROBLEMS BRO lIKE CANCER!!!

if it's just like bright red blood, probably hemorrhoids and you need more fiber cuz you're literally tearing your ass a new one everytime you ****.
 

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if it goes on, i'll go to the doctor sometimes this week then.

Desert Fox said:
Seriously man I'm pretty sure everyone here has had their ass bleed because you didn't eat any vegetables, but START EATING VEGGIES AND START ****TING SOFT STUFF...if the INSIDE of your **** is RED AND BLOODY...you got SERIOUS PROBLEMS BRO lIKE CANCER!!!

if it's just like bright red blood, probably hemorrhoids and you need more fiber cuz you're literally tearing your ass a new one everytime you ****.
i think its that..

i've been eating nothing but instant noodles and sometimes i skip breakfast n dinner too.

and after i took a **** it start to bleed right after..
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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picard said:
do you have constipation?
ye dude.. i dont know why i keep getting it either.

any tips to prevent constipation?
 

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Dude you probably have hemmeroids i bet it hurts like all hell. Eat a ****load of fibre to get rid of the constipation (like lots of raw veggies and whole grains, this is good for you anyway). NO white bread. This should be how you eat anyway.

Go see a doctor right away! it sucks that you aren't in canada where seeing a doctor is free (well not when you think about your taxes) like i am, but lets face it, if you're on DJ forums than you probably want to get laid, and this is NOT going to help, (i beet it hurts to walk... talk about cramping your style) and if you do, you'll be the one bleeding? dont expect a second date.
 

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Eat Prunes, Oatmeal, anythign with oats. Get that fiber up. Infact try instafiber ( i dont recommend using supplements, because your not getting the nutrients from vegitables, but you need to increase fiber for sure)

even if its not your low intake of fiber, increase fiber.


http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/high-fiber-foods/nu00582

check the legumes section. Legumes are easy to eat for snack, or on the go. once you increase your fiber intake, increase the amount of WATER you drink. And i mean water, dont do soda pop or other alternatives. Fiber will increase the amount of water thats pulled into the intestines, it will help make poop more moist and soft.

Please don't wait on this. If your intestines begin hardening/rotting, your going to poison yourself from the inside out. This is serious. You cant be joking about this.
 

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thx for all the tips. the bleeding has stopped. but every time im done taking one.. my butt hurts and then after a few minutes it stops.

as long as its not bleeding anymore, i dont mind i guess.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I've had problems with mild rectal bleeding for years. Rectal bleeding can be caused by several things

1) Overstraining when having a bowel movement. If your anus/butt crack is sore after using the restroom you may be wiping too hard as well. You might want to switch to medicated wipes instead of toilet paper.

2) Alcohol consumption- Alcohol thins your blood and makes it easier for the bleeding to occur.

3) Hemorrhoids- I have internal hemorrhoids which are the cause of my rectal bleeding.

4) Colon Cancer- Colon Cancer is extremely rare in people under the age of 50 so its doubtful that this is the cause if you're a young guy.

The only real way for a doctor to discover the true cause of your rectal bleeding is to have a colonoscopy performed (Doctor shoves a camera in your rectum and looks for hemorrhoids and cancerous polyps). Don't worry they'll put you to sleep during the procedure.

I would recommend taking fiber supplements to help improve your bowel movements. I take Fiber Choice Chewable supplements on a daily basis.
 
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