"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Why is my butt bleeding..
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Desert Fox
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Desert Fox
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if it's just like bright red blood, probably hemorrhoids and you need more fiber cuz you're literally tearing your ass a new one everytime you ****.
i think its that..Desert Fox said:
i've been eating nothing but instant noodles and sometimes i skip breakfast n dinner too.
and after i took a **** it start to bleed right after..
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
picard
Master Don Juan
Go see a doctor right away! it sucks that you aren't in canada where seeing a doctor is free (well not when you think about your taxes) like i am, but lets face it, if you're on DJ forums than you probably want to get laid, and this is NOT going to help, (i beet it hurts to walk... talk about cramping your style) and if you do, you'll be the one bleeding? dont expect a second date.
Zaraza
Senior Don Juan
even if its not your low intake of fiber, increase fiber.
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/high-fiber-foods/nu00582
check the legumes section. Legumes are easy to eat for snack, or on the go. once you increase your fiber intake, increase the amount of WATER you drink. And i mean water, dont do soda pop or other alternatives. Fiber will increase the amount of water thats pulled into the intestines, it will help make poop more moist and soft.
Please don't wait on this. If your intestines begin hardening/rotting, your going to poison yourself from the inside out. This is serious. You cant be joking about this.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
1) Overstraining when having a bowel movement. If your anus/butt crack is sore after using the restroom you may be wiping too hard as well. You might want to switch to medicated wipes instead of toilet paper.
2) Alcohol consumption- Alcohol thins your blood and makes it easier for the bleeding to occur.
3) Hemorrhoids- I have internal hemorrhoids which are the cause of my rectal bleeding.
4) Colon Cancer- Colon Cancer is extremely rare in people under the age of 50 so its doubtful that this is the cause if you're a young guy.
The only real way for a doctor to discover the true cause of your rectal bleeding is to have a colonoscopy performed (Doctor shoves a camera in your rectum and looks for hemorrhoids and cancerous polyps). Don't worry they'll put you to sleep during the procedure.
I would recommend taking fiber supplements to help improve your bowel movements. I take Fiber Choice Chewable supplements on a daily basis.