"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Why is my butt bleeding..

sozzz

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i'm a guy and my butt seems to be dripping out of blood while im walking around the house...

i dont know what to do.:cry: :cry:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Must.....resist.....urge........for.......gay........joke........

Seriously, see a fvcking doctor asap. Why would you post that here?
 

Desert Fox

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uhhh dripping blood? That blood part isn't that surprising but the dripping part...uhhh yeah...might be internal bleeding bro. Perhaps colorectal cancer. GET IT CHECK NOW!!!
 

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i dont want to go to the doctor, they'll charge me like several hundred bucks just to tell me i have hemmeroids..

the bleeding has stop now.. i currently have a toilet paper under my butt.. haha
 

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sozzz said:
i dont want to go to the doctor, they'll charge me like several hundred bucks just to tell me i have hemmeroids..

the bleeding has stop now.. i currently have a toilet paper under my butt.. haha

You are not a doctor yourself so you don't know what you got. Better spend the money and be safe then sorry. You can gamble money but you can't gamble on your health.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Is it that time of the month??:confused:
 

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insidious said:
Is it that time of the month??:confused:
Yup. It's that colon cancer time of the month.


Dude, man up and get it checked out. Your pride may kill you if you keep this up.
 

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Serious question:
would you have any idea WHY it was bleeding?
 

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Seriously man I'm pretty sure everyone here has had their ass bleed because you didn't eat any vegetables, but START EATING VEGGIES AND START ****TING SOFT STUFF...if the INSIDE of your **** is RED AND BLOODY...you got SERIOUS PROBLEMS BRO lIKE CANCER!!!

if it's just like bright red blood, probably hemorrhoids and you need more fiber cuz you're literally tearing your ass a new one everytime you ****.
 

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if it goes on, i'll go to the doctor sometimes this week then.

Desert Fox said:
Seriously man I'm pretty sure everyone here has had their ass bleed because you didn't eat any vegetables, but START EATING VEGGIES AND START ****TING SOFT STUFF...if the INSIDE of your **** is RED AND BLOODY...you got SERIOUS PROBLEMS BRO lIKE CANCER!!!

if it's just like bright red blood, probably hemorrhoids and you need more fiber cuz you're literally tearing your ass a new one everytime you ****.
i think its that..

i've been eating nothing but instant noodles and sometimes i skip breakfast n dinner too.

and after i took a **** it start to bleed right after..
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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picard said:
do you have constipation?
ye dude.. i dont know why i keep getting it either.

any tips to prevent constipation?
 

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Dude you probably have hemmeroids i bet it hurts like all hell. Eat a ****load of fibre to get rid of the constipation (like lots of raw veggies and whole grains, this is good for you anyway). NO white bread. This should be how you eat anyway.

Go see a doctor right away! it sucks that you aren't in canada where seeing a doctor is free (well not when you think about your taxes) like i am, but lets face it, if you're on DJ forums than you probably want to get laid, and this is NOT going to help, (i beet it hurts to walk... talk about cramping your style) and if you do, you'll be the one bleeding? dont expect a second date.
 

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Eat Prunes, Oatmeal, anythign with oats. Get that fiber up. Infact try instafiber ( i dont recommend using supplements, because your not getting the nutrients from vegitables, but you need to increase fiber for sure)

even if its not your low intake of fiber, increase fiber.


http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/high-fiber-foods/nu00582

check the legumes section. Legumes are easy to eat for snack, or on the go. once you increase your fiber intake, increase the amount of WATER you drink. And i mean water, dont do soda pop or other alternatives. Fiber will increase the amount of water thats pulled into the intestines, it will help make poop more moist and soft.

Please don't wait on this. If your intestines begin hardening/rotting, your going to poison yourself from the inside out. This is serious. You cant be joking about this.
 

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thx for all the tips. the bleeding has stopped. but every time im done taking one.. my butt hurts and then after a few minutes it stops.

as long as its not bleeding anymore, i dont mind i guess.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I've had problems with mild rectal bleeding for years. Rectal bleeding can be caused by several things

1) Overstraining when having a bowel movement. If your anus/butt crack is sore after using the restroom you may be wiping too hard as well. You might want to switch to medicated wipes instead of toilet paper.

2) Alcohol consumption- Alcohol thins your blood and makes it easier for the bleeding to occur.

3) Hemorrhoids- I have internal hemorrhoids which are the cause of my rectal bleeding.

4) Colon Cancer- Colon Cancer is extremely rare in people under the age of 50 so its doubtful that this is the cause if you're a young guy.

The only real way for a doctor to discover the true cause of your rectal bleeding is to have a colonoscopy performed (Doctor shoves a camera in your rectum and looks for hemorrhoids and cancerous polyps). Don't worry they'll put you to sleep during the procedure.

I would recommend taking fiber supplements to help improve your bowel movements. I take Fiber Choice Chewable supplements on a daily basis.
 
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