"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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why is it that sometimes your walking behind a girl and......

inferno-blade

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they look over your shoulder at you what is that about i dont get it, but it happens all the time:confused:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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brenbaus

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why dont you ask them instead of asking us (like we know)
 

Zod

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Over analyzing.

I look over my shoulder all the time, it's a good way to match eyes with someone, and also to make sure some dumbass wanna-be-friend sophmore / freshmen doesn't tear my tits off...Immature *****es...

Do yourself a favor, never do the nipple twisting whatever the **** you call it. It doesn't make you friends, and definently doesn't make the person you are doing it to look cool.

off-topic!
 

Inquire

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they wanna see who's behind them. they don't want a rapist now do they.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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08aisaac

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I remember my nipple twisting days. But we used clamps and ****. You can never be too careful.

And when I am walking along, soemtimes I will look behind me, to see if a chick is following me, and then if a chick is behind me, I will usually coment on her stalking habits.

But you are talking about girls turning around and looking at you. Why does it matter. She's probaly interested, and just searching out guys, so say something to her or something.
 

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Originally posted by Inquire
they wanna see who's behind them. they don't want a rapist now do they.
Yeah, like's someone's really going to rape them with about 750 people in the hallway moving to their next class.
 

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Originally posted by Viper
Yeah, like's someone's really going to rape them with about 750 people in the hallway moving to their next class.
Make that 2000 for me.
 

Inquire

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Originally posted by Viper
Yeah, like's someone's really going to rape them with about 750 people in the hallway moving to their next class.
oh its at school, well tat changes everythang. they dont want an ugly person to be behind them so they lose some rep if a ugly person be walkin closely behind them, like they are part of the group. not sayin ur ugly or anythang.
 

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Nipple twisting is the gayest **** ever

also that circle thing that u make with your hands, and put by ur knee, and if they look at it you get to punch them....thats gay too
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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