"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Why is it always coffee.

Eighth Passenger

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Why is it recommended to ask a girl out to coffee? Not every girl likes coffee. Are there any other conversation closers?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Heizen

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I always close with "You and I should chill sometime" instead of coffee. Depending on how you think you feel, chilling could mean walking around the mall, at someones house, or in a motel room ;) Its my favorite line to use.

Otherwise if its a good conversation that you have to leave, be it a actual excuse or you wanting to do something else without the girl, I say "We should continue this later (number close)"
 

One on One

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Well, you could just ask her if she wants to get together and eat a bunch of caramels sometime.

(props if you got the reference)
 
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Now this is stupid. This is a real no brainer kind of post. If she doesn't like coffee huh...and what coffee shops do you know that only serve coffee?

Sometimes you can't see the forest cause all the dam tree's are in the fawking way.

If she says she doesn't like coffee then ask her what she likes...I'll bet most coffee shops will have it..even if it's a water.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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DJ_Dork

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here's one:

"let's go to a strip club"

use your brain!!!
 
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