Why is asking "what to say" so taboo on these kinds of sites?

[Epicwinguy]

When I was younger. I said the most inappropriate things to girls. My friends said I was possessed by the ‘anti-pu$$y demon’. It takes time and practice. Now I’m fairly smooth.

What were the inappropriate things you said and how often did they work?

 

[Hamurabimbi]

What were the inappropriate things you said and how often did they work?

Just a few examples.

to women in line to use the restroom:
‘Women store their urine in their cellulite.’.

To a girl with a very skimpy outfit.
The wind was blowing her little skirt up, I was looking at her and she was giggling.:
‘I guess I don’t have to pay any money for a peep show tonight.’

Those went over…poorly.

‘You have wide hips. Good for birthing children.’
She lit up like a Christmas tree.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

Just a few examples.

to women in line to use the restroom:
‘Women store their urine in their cellulite.’.

To a girl with a very skimpy outfit.
The wind was blowing her little skirt up, I was looking at her and she was giggling.:
‘I guess I don’t have to pay any money for a peep show tonight.’

Those went over…poorly.

‘You have wide hips. Good for birthing children.’
She lit up like a Christmas tree.

You start with a man, and take away reason and accountability. To the girl in the elevator.

 

[Hamurabimbi]

Just a few examples.

to women in line to use the restroom:
‘Women store their urine in their cellulite.’.

To a girl with a very skimpy outfit.
The wind was blowing her little skirt up, I was looking at her and she was giggling.:
‘I guess I don’t have to pay any money for a peep show tonight.’

Those went over…poorly.

‘You have wide hips. Good for birthing children.’
She lit up like a Christmas tree.

This wasn't a stupid pick up line. But, was pretty stupid neverthless:

She just swallowed. I said: "That must be like eating a big wad of snot."