stevera004
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Why I'm divorced and you're next
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
That b*tch talks way too much.
Can't she use examples we can all refer to? Or does she have to talk about curtains and pottery barn lamps every paragraph to get her point across?
Can't she use examples we can all refer to? Or does she have to talk about curtains and pottery barn lamps every paragraph to get her point across?
cave dweller
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courts........
Hey,
That b1tch is just running her mouth, because, she lost in the divorce court.
cave dweller
Hey,
That b1tch is just running her mouth, because, she lost in the divorce court.
cave dweller
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
She is very insensitive to he husband's needs.
The dude probably realized years ago that he f*cked up and don't wanna have sex with her. She prolly got fat or something. If i saw her on the street, I'd slam her in the face with a shovel.
The dude probably realized years ago that he f*cked up and don't wanna have sex with her. She prolly got fat or something. If i saw her on the street, I'd slam her in the face with a shovel.
cave dweller
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rate.........
Hey,
She don't even know.........
I believe the national average runs around about 57% of all first time marriages end in divorce.
cave dweller
Hey,
She don't even know.........
I believe the national average runs around about 57% of all first time marriages end in divorce.
cave dweller
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Such a high rate of divorce must make it obvious that marriage isn't all its cracked up to be.
Without the moral guilt present in the 50s, couples are free to call it quite without both seeming like communists . I'm actually surprised that the rate is as low as it is. I think some couples still have the 50s mindset
Whatever.
Just don't get married.
Without the moral guilt present in the 50s, couples are free to call it quite without both seeming like communists . I'm actually surprised that the rate is as low as it is. I think some couples still have the 50s mindset
Whatever.
Just don't get married.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
it's the stuff like this that makes me think that we (people/humans) are diging our own grave.