SamTheHobit
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Gross.QuadDeuces said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Why I'll never get a girlfriend in South Africa.
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Bokanovsky
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I can honestly say that I have never been attracted to a black chick..like ever. They just don't do anything for me.JoeMarron said:
Another thing to keep in mind is that black people in South Africa have one of the highest HIV infection rates anywhere in the world. Nearly 20% of adult black South Africans have AIDS...think about that for a second. Statistically speaking, if you bang 5 black South African girls, you are practically guaranteed to have banged someone who's got AIDS. Still got that boner?
In real life or none period? If I lined up 100 black women in front of you with perfect skin, perfect waist to hip ratios and firm plump T&A you wouldn't feel the slightest attraction to any of them? Lol to each his own but I still don't understand it. You do have a point with the AIDS statistics btw.Bokanovsky said:
Ringleader41
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I honestly would not want aids too. I don't know what the black women in south africa look like, but the ones in america don't look too pretty and I'm being really nice.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
SamTheHobit
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Is it a coinsedence they are both light skinned?Danger said:
I think not.
Bokanovsky
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I just feel no attraction whatsoever to black women. I wouldn't touch Beyonce with someone else's 10 foot long pole.JoeMarron said:
I hate to have to break this to you. but S. Africa is not the only country in the world, and the world aint going to end if you NEVER score, dude. So either do something about it, committ suicide, or "go" gay (same thing, in my book) Your choice.