Why I am and always will be the Sh!T

[Casino]

Sometimes people doubt themselves.

Sometimes people let others push them around.

Sometimes you need to pick yourself up by the bootstraps grab your sack and say F the consquences.

Today one of those moments occured.

So I'm riding around just chillen minding my own biz. When I stop at a light and some UG chick is up there choking down a cancer stick while I'm waiting for the light to turn green.

It turned green.

She didn't move her car. So I honked the horn. Not because I was trying to be an A-hole but merely because I had places to be.

Next thing you know she flips me the bird. Waits another 5 seconds and slowly takes off.

that was her first mistake.

So I glance over to my right and Get the nod from my homeboy and proceed to speed up to her car.

Next thing you know the b!tch is drenched via the water bottle I tossed through her passenger window.

Sometimes you just have to reaffirm your manhood.

Sometimes you need to remind these slores who runs this world.

But more than anything this seemingly little incident reminded me WHY I will always be the man.

 

[Austizzle]

Road rage....

 

[Kidd]

The most amusing thing I've read on this forum today.

 

[Hunchback]

My hero. Keep ****ing with those fatties.

 

[Android]

Nice, my friends and I have done plenty of throwing bottles and stuff out of cars, but not at women. Kinda sounds like you were an *******, but **** the dumb *****. :crackup: She prolly liked it.

She was being a ***** in her own right.

 

[Casino]

Originally posted by Austizzle
Road rage....

Nah son.

For one to enter a state of "rage" one has to be "angry"

I consider it a public service. chin checking these slores one by one. Next time that slore decides to flip the bird or cop a tude with her BF she might think twice.

But more importantly it just reminded me why I'll always be the sh1t. Sitting her reminiscing on similar events and what not. Thinking about the poor saps that just take the crap the world throws at them and eat.

Recalling the times I told a job that was treating me like crap to suck a fat one and float out. Most people I know just take it in a$$. NO LUBE. NO VASELINE.

Next time someone crosses you show them why you have two balls.

Actually earlier today I got a phone call from this chick Amber. Who is all over my nuts and was acting b1tch so I just hung up on her TD style "This conversation is OVER"

:woo: Pimp On

 

[slack]

Yeah, that's pretty hardcore. I was kinda expecting a little bit more by the title, like wrestling a bear or something. But this comes pretty close.

 

[Phoenix_of_the_ashes]

Your story sucks and your an idiot, that is all.

 

[Unregistered]

You're not a true pimp. I was in your exact situation exactly three weeks ago. Like you, I took control of the situation. However, I threw not water at her but a bottle of my own fresh semen. The girl was so impressed that she inseminated herself with it and is now carrying my baby. I am a pimp.

 

[Carpe_Diem]

Originally posted by Unregistered
You're not a true pimp. I was in your exact situation exactly three weeks ago. Like you, I took control of the situation. However, I threw not water at her but a bottle of my own fresh semen. The girl was so impressed that she inseminated herself with it and is now carrying my baby. I am a pimp.

No. Now you could be paying child support for the next 20 years. good move dj.

 

[h2o]

Originally posted by Casino
Sometimes people doubt themselves.

Sometimes people let others push them around.

Sometimes you need to pick yourself up by the bootstraps grab your sack and say F the consquences.

Today one of those moments occured.

So I'm riding around just chillen minding my own biz. When I stop at a light and some UG chick is up there choking down a cancer stick while I'm waiting for the light to turn green.

It turned green.

She didn't move her car. So I honked the horn. Not because I was trying to be an A-hole but merely because I had places to be.

Next thing you know she flips me the bird. Waits another 5 seconds and slowly takes off.

that was her first mistake.

So I glance over to my right and Get the nod from my homeboy and proceed to speed up to her car.

Next thing you know the b!tch is drenched via the water bottle I tossed through her passenger window.

Sometimes you just have to reaffirm your manhood.

Sometimes you need to remind these slores who runs this world.

But more than anything this seemingly little incident reminded me WHY I will always be the man.

wow, in all honesty, you think you're actually more of a Man for that? i haven't read the other replies, but i gotta say that was very low class thing to do. how old are you? 12? that was immature and childish, i don't see how throwing water at another driver makes you more of a man. not in my book dude.

you're lucky you didn't cause a car accident.
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edit: i don't mean to be harsh, but you're a real dumbass, thinking you're tough for doing that. can you please explain the logic behind what you did?

 

[jprjrjr]

Re: Re: Why I am and always will be the Sh!T

Originally posted by h2o
wow, in all honesty, you think you're actually more of a Man for that? i haven't read the other replies, but i gotta say that was very low class thing to do. how old are you? 12? that was immature and childish, i don't see how throwing water at another driver makes you more of a man. not in my book dude.

you're lucky you didn't cause a car accident.
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edit: i don't mean to be harsh, but you're a real dumbass, thinking you're tough for doing that. can you please explain the logic behind what you did?

LOL, and people think I'm anti-social???:woo:

 

[Casino]

Re: Re: Why I am and always will be the Sh!T

Originally posted by h2o
wow, in all honesty, you think you're actually more of a Man for that? i haven't read the other replies, but i gotta say that was very low class thing to do. how old are you? 12? that was immature and childish, i don't see how throwing water at another driver makes you more of a man. not in my book dude.

you're lucky you didn't cause a car accident.
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edit: i don't mean to be harsh, but you're a real dumbass, thinking you're tough for doing that. can you please explain the logic behind what you did?

This right here is why I believe only a select few can FEEL my posts. My posts ARE more then just the incident than I described!!! It's more then the face value. It's not about todays water lobbing escapade. It's about being a Man. Not letting any body sit there and treat you like a second class citizen. Especially some fat slore in a Corsica.

When I said I was the Sh1t. It was true. It took me back to a time in my life when things weren't so politically correct. When someone crossed you, you made them pay. It's the force referendum. When someone does something to disrespect you, you then are allowed to take it one step further. Get the bird? Get drenched. Punch me? Get a broken face.

Sometimes you just have to say F the consequences and let your instinct take over.

 

[DJnoob]

Casino, she fvcking deserved every drop of that germ infected water of yours.

Some people think of themselves highly and Im glad you gave this b1tch the "wake up and smell the coffee" treatment.

Remember the saying "eye for an eye"

 

[Best friends? NAY]

WOW, amazing. It takes a real man to throw a bottle of water into some ladies car.
It takes more of a man to know he could do something out of revenge and not think twice about it.....but doesn't beacuse he is in control of his self.
Revenge is a dish best surved never. If others actions affect you enough to want to take revenge you arn't a real man.
And don't pull the i'm just an instrument of justice bs. The person many or may not get whats comming to them. It IS NOT you're job to administrate punishment. Now go learn to live freely of other peoples actions.

 

[Phoenix_of_the_ashes]

Not letting any body sit there and treat you like a second class citizen.

Nobody can treat you second class, you can only let people treat you like that.

If that woman is so far below you, how could she even piss you off so much?

 

[penkitten]

omigod what is the world coming to?

lets all go out and play catch while drivin k?

 

[Jariel]

So let's get this straight. You're a man because:

You assaulted a female who was no threat to you.

You were in a moving car so didn't even stick around for the repercussions.

There were two of you in the car.

You overreacted because you couldn't take a mere hand gesture.


I'm suspecting this is a troll post, like the pigeon guy who threw food over some guy or the guy who insulted a guy wearing a pink shirt from a moving car. But then again I wouldn't put it past some people to really do this.

 

[Casino]

Originally posted by Phoenix_of_the_ashes
Nobody can treat you second class, you can only let people treat you like that.

If that woman is so far below you, how could she even piss you off so much?

She didn't piss me off.

It's not about revenge.

It's about instinct.

Passion.

When someone commits an unsavory act towards you, your initial instinct is to retaliate. Don't neglect your instincts.

Part of the reason american men have been emasculated is because of the same rhetoric these fools are talking about in this thread. A new brand of the vagina monolouges. They let women get away with everything. Some guys I know let women they barely even know treat them like dirt. I refuse to suffer the same inferior treatment.

In a way that slore I hit probably respects me more. She might have grouped me in with the poor schumucks that she steps on all the time..but when I treat her like a dirty little slore she then realizes her place in life. To serve, honor and respect me.

 

[MetalFortress]

Hah, nice one.