"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Why I am and always will be the Sh!T

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Sometimes people doubt themselves.

Sometimes people let others push them around.

Sometimes you need to pick yourself up by the bootstraps grab your sack and say F the consquences.

Today one of those moments occured.

So I'm riding around just chillen minding my own biz. When I stop at a light and some UG chick is up there choking down a cancer stick while I'm waiting for the light to turn green.

It turned green.

She didn't move her car. So I honked the horn. Not because I was trying to be an A-hole but merely because I had places to be.

Next thing you know she flips me the bird. Waits another 5 seconds and slowly takes off.

that was her first mistake.

So I glance over to my right and Get the nod from my homeboy and proceed to speed up to her car.

Next thing you know the b!tch is drenched via the water bottle I tossed through her passenger window.

Sometimes you just have to reaffirm your manhood.

Sometimes you need to remind these slores who runs this world.

But more than anything this seemingly little incident reminded me WHY I will always be the man.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Austizzle

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Road rage....:rolleyes:
 

Kidd

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The most amusing thing I've read on this forum today.
 

Hunchback

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My hero. Keep ****ing with those fatties.
 

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Nice, my friends and I have done plenty of throwing bottles and stuff out of cars, but not at women. Kinda sounds like you were an *******, but **** the dumb *****. :crackup: She prolly liked it.

She was being a ***** in her own right.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Casino

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Originally posted by Austizzle
Road rage....:rolleyes:
Nah son.

For one to enter a state of "rage" one has to be "angry"

I consider it a public service. chin checking these slores one by one. Next time that slore decides to flip the bird or cop a tude with her BF she might think twice.

But more importantly it just reminded me why I'll always be the sh1t. Sitting her reminiscing on similar events and what not. Thinking about the poor saps that just take the crap the world throws at them and eat.

Recalling the times I told a job that was treating me like crap to suck a fat one and float out. Most people I know just take it in a$$. NO LUBE. NO VASELINE.

Next time someone crosses you show them why you have two balls.

Actually earlier today I got a phone call from this chick Amber. Who is all over my nuts and was acting b1tch so I just hung up on her TD style "This conversation is OVER"

:woo: Pimp On
 

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Yeah, that's pretty hardcore. I was kinda expecting a little bit more by the title, like wrestling a bear or something. But this comes pretty close.
 

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You're not a true pimp. I was in your exact situation exactly three weeks ago. Like you, I took control of the situation. However, I threw not water at her but a bottle of my own fresh semen. The girl was so impressed that she inseminated herself with it and is now carrying my baby. I am a pimp.
 

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Originally posted by Unregistered
You're not a true pimp. I was in your exact situation exactly three weeks ago. Like you, I took control of the situation. However, I threw not water at her but a bottle of my own fresh semen. The girl was so impressed that she inseminated herself with it and is now carrying my baby. I am a pimp.
No. Now you could be paying child support for the next 20 years. good move dj.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Originally posted by Casino
Sometimes people doubt themselves.

Sometimes people let others push them around.

Sometimes you need to pick yourself up by the bootstraps grab your sack and say F the consquences.

Today one of those moments occured.

So I'm riding around just chillen minding my own biz. When I stop at a light and some UG chick is up there choking down a cancer stick while I'm waiting for the light to turn green.

It turned green.

She didn't move her car. So I honked the horn. Not because I was trying to be an A-hole but merely because I had places to be.

Next thing you know she flips me the bird. Waits another 5 seconds and slowly takes off.

that was her first mistake.

So I glance over to my right and Get the nod from my homeboy and proceed to speed up to her car.

Next thing you know the b!tch is drenched via the water bottle I tossed through her passenger window.

Sometimes you just have to reaffirm your manhood.

Sometimes you need to remind these slores who runs this world.

But more than anything this seemingly little incident reminded me WHY I will always be the man.
wow, in all honesty, you think you're actually more of a Man for that? i haven't read the other replies, but i gotta say that was very low class thing to do. how old are you? 12? that was immature and childish, i don't see how throwing water at another driver makes you more of a man. not in my book dude.

you're lucky you didn't cause a car accident.
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edit: i don't mean to be harsh, but you're a real dumbass, thinking you're tough for doing that. can you please explain the logic behind what you did?
 

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Re: Re: Why I am and always will be the Sh!T

Originally posted by h2o
wow, in all honesty, you think you're actually more of a Man for that? i haven't read the other replies, but i gotta say that was very low class thing to do. how old are you? 12? that was immature and childish, i don't see how throwing water at another driver makes you more of a man. not in my book dude.

you're lucky you didn't cause a car accident.
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edit: i don't mean to be harsh, but you're a real dumbass, thinking you're tough for doing that. can you please explain the logic behind what you did?

LOL, and people think I'm anti-social???:woo:
 

Casino

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Re: Re: Why I am and always will be the Sh!T

Originally posted by h2o
wow, in all honesty, you think you're actually more of a Man for that? i haven't read the other replies, but i gotta say that was very low class thing to do. how old are you? 12? that was immature and childish, i don't see how throwing water at another driver makes you more of a man. not in my book dude.

you're lucky you didn't cause a car accident.
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edit: i don't mean to be harsh, but you're a real dumbass, thinking you're tough for doing that. can you please explain the logic behind what you did?
This right here is why I believe only a select few can FEEL my posts. My posts ARE more then just the incident than I described!!! It's more then the face value. It's not about todays water lobbing escapade. It's about being a Man. Not letting any body sit there and treat you like a second class citizen. Especially some fat slore in a Corsica.

When I said I was the Sh1t. It was true. It took me back to a time in my life when things weren't so politically correct. When someone crossed you, you made them pay. It's the force referendum. When someone does something to disrespect you, you then are allowed to take it one step further. Get the bird? Get drenched. Punch me? Get a broken face.

Sometimes you just have to say F the consequences and let your instinct take over.
;)
 

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Casino, she fvcking deserved every drop of that germ infected water of yours.

Some people think of themselves highly and Im glad you gave this b1tch the "wake up and smell the coffee" treatment.

Remember the saying "eye for an eye"
 

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WOW, amazing. It takes a real man to throw a bottle of water into some ladies car.
It takes more of a man to know he could do something out of revenge and not think twice about it.....but doesn't beacuse he is in control of his self.
Revenge is a dish best surved never. If others actions affect you enough to want to take revenge you arn't a real man.
And don't pull the i'm just an instrument of justice bs. The person many or may not get whats comming to them. It IS NOT you're job to administrate punishment. Now go learn to live freely of other peoples actions.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Not letting any body sit there and treat you like a second class citizen.
Nobody can treat you second class, you can only let people treat you like that.

If that woman is so far below you, how could she even piss you off so much?
 

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omigod what is the world coming to?

lets all go out and play catch while drivin k?
 

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So let's get this straight. You're a man because:

You assaulted a female who was no threat to you.

You were in a moving car so didn't even stick around for the repercussions.

There were two of you in the car.

You overreacted because you couldn't take a mere hand gesture.


I'm suspecting this is a troll post, like the pigeon guy who threw food over some guy or the guy who insulted a guy wearing a pink shirt from a moving car. But then again I wouldn't put it past some people to really do this.
 

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Originally posted by Phoenix_of_the_ashes
Nobody can treat you second class, you can only let people treat you like that.

If that woman is so far below you, how could she even piss you off so much?
She didn't piss me off.

It's not about revenge.

It's about instinct.

Passion.

When someone commits an unsavory act towards you, your initial instinct is to retaliate. Don't neglect your instincts.

Part of the reason american men have been emasculated is because of the same rhetoric these fools are talking about in this thread. A new brand of the vagina monolouges. They let women get away with everything. Some guys I know let women they barely even know treat them like dirt. I refuse to suffer the same inferior treatment.

In a way that slore I hit probably respects me more. She might have grouped me in with the poor schumucks that she steps on all the time..but when I treat her like a dirty little slore she then realizes her place in life. To serve, honor and respect me.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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