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Pimpology101

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Ok, I've learned a lot from this site and I thank the djs. This past weekend I had 2 girls in the sack ready to do it and when I go to put it in im too soft, and they are too tight! Im only 17 I shouldnt have that problem right? I dont know what I should do Im like the master dj now with a soft penis :p
 

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huh? are you on meds? drinking too much? or gay?
 

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I was just joking

what kind of meds? some meds have sexual side effects

but being with 2 different girls and going soft??
 

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are you on paxil or xanex? those have sexual side effects, but you get back to normal after a while
 

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Don't worry Pimp, this is pretty common with guys the first times. Either you *** in 10 seconds or you can't get hard. You're on the good side of it.

Hang in there, and don't worry about it, it'll be rock solid next time. Just go.
 

Pimpology101

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No im on emimpremine or something. I dont understand why I wouldnt be rock solid though.. could it be nerves?
 
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Hahahahahahaha,

Hey softee, you blame God for your impotence, maybe the mighty one is trying to save you from your demise!

Maybe the cause of your problem is that you are trying too hard, or not trying hard enough!! Pun intended!!!:D

A master DJ with a soft penis is blashphemus to us true DJ's!!:rolleyes:

Yes, you are right, you should not have this problem at 17 - it is probably mental - when it came time to do the deed you were thinking too much about DJ tips and techniques and too worried thinking about whether you are doing it right, instead of going with the natural flow of things.

Once you go soft, your mind will be negatively affected the next time, even when you try it with another girl - too much thinking creates anxiety performance - you are over DJ'ing!!!

You may need a psychiatrist now!:eek:
 
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Rofl youre probably just gay....

Come here and Ill give you a bloodtransfusion, Im filled with testosteron and my blood seems to produce some viagrasubstance :p j/k

Ive read that this thing might come from nervousness and its probably true, try to RELAX. I mean learn to relax and be comfortable nekkid, with your own body and around nekkid girls.
 

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Dr. P, I think you're the only psychiatrist this kid needs right now. :D


He's got a point Pimp'O. You're proably just thinking too much. Don't think too much. Be passionate, in the moment. That should be the only thing on your mind.

Clear your thoughts. Be like water.
 

Pimpology101

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Be like water? I dont like your analogies. Is there a way I can practice or something to make myself relax and more hard?
 

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Be like water is the teachings of the late Bruce Lee and what it means is that water can be both hard and soft it just depends on how it is applied etc it also means that the water becomes what it is inn...
 

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Glad I don't have that prob. Shyt that sux. my only problem is that I stay hard. I use steroids so I know what does it, but I can usually pump out 3 or 4 joygasms before I go limp. WHEW. D-Bol and Primo.
 

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I would look on the bright side... not many people lose their virginity to 2 women at the same time... props.

Learn about tantra...
 
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Pimpology - you are taking medication for anxiety??? I didn't know that! This anxiety is probably causing your impotence problem (thinking too much about the details of the act).

You may want your third attempt to be with someone who you are really really really comfortable with!!
 

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Imiprimine is an anti-depressant, most of the Antidepressants cause sexual side effects, including erectile problems

How long have you been on it? this may be the cause of your problems but I hear it gets back to normal after 6-8 months
 

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imiprine is a new drug. By your counts, you have been taking antidepressants since you were 12??
 
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