"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Why does water taste so disgusting in the morning?

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So I pretty much only drink water. I've never really liked much else to be honest, pop disgusts me, orange juice is too sour if it doesn't have pulp in it and doesn't even taste like actual juice from oranges, I loved milk but drank too much of it when I was 13 (about 9/10ths of a gallon a day) so my body rejected it and I became lactose intolerant, I don't even like milkshakes nearly as much as most people do (or even ice cream for that matter), and now I can only drink water, almond milk, and occasionally sports drinks like Gatorade or Powerade or something. Tea is pretty damn good but I never have caffeine unless I'm tapering/deloading for a special event so I rarely drink tea. The rest of my family isn't lactose intolerant so we don't have almond milk all the time, and I don't think they have a problem with drinking water in the morning either lol

Anyway, I'm wondering if I was the only one who had this issue and if there is anything I can do about it. And why?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Only two factors count in this equation. What you are doing prior to drinking that first glass of water in the morning and what the water is doing prior to it's consumption. In this corner you have just spent 5-8 hours with your mouth wide open with little to no hygienic interference. Your mouth has gotten dry and bacteria has proliferated, causing a foul odor and taste. The only solution? Brush your teeth, swig with mouthwash, or get something in your gullet to overpower halitosis.

In the blue corner the water has just spend the last 5-8 hours sitting in a grimy, lukewarm, metal-laden pipe rather than a cool tank surrounded by more water. All sorts of non-H20 substances find it's way into your water. Likewise some of the O finds itself out of your water, leaving even more room for foul-tasting substances. The only solution? Let that water run for awhile or keep your bedside supply in an air-tight bottle to keep it solvent
 

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is it all water? bottled and tap? or are we just talking your tap water that sucks?
 

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Only two factors count in this equation. What you are doing prior to drinking that first glass of water in the morning and what the water is doing prior to it's consumption. In this corner you have just spent 5-8 hours with your mouth wide open with little to no hygienic interference. Your mouth has gotten dry and bacteria has proliferated, causing a foul odor and taste. The only solution? Brush your teeth, swig with mouthwash, or get something in your gullet to overpower halitosis.

In the blue corner the water has just spend the last 5-8 hours sitting in a grimy, lukewarm, metal-laden pipe rather than a cool tank surrounded by more water. All sorts of non-H20 substances find it's way into your water. Likewise some of the O finds itself out of your water, leaving even more room for foul-tasting substances. The only solution? Let that water run for awhile or keep your bedside supply in an air-tight bottle to keep it solvent
Tried that, barely did anything at all. The first few hours after waking up water just tastes horrible.
is it all water? bottled and tap? or are we just talking your tap water that sucks?
Both, but tap water especially sucks in the morning.
 

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huh... I wonder if it has to do with your taste buds drying out overnight. have you googled it?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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huh... I wonder if it has to do with your taste buds drying out overnight. have you googled it?
They keep saying bacteria, but brushing my teeth and rinsing out with mouthwash does hardly anything. Usually I have to eat something before I can drink anything.
 

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Get your bottled water in glass bottles. It tastes better and plastic or metal hasn't leeched into it. Keep it cold.

There are lots of non-caffeine teas out there, many with Rooibos or herbs that are pretty tasty. Get organic ones. I make iced tea all the time (unsweet) with various organic Rooibos teas or mint teas or other herbals as my son loves them. Chill them in the fridge in a big pitcher (glass is best).

I never drink beverages that have been in either plastic or styrofoam. There is a reason Starbucks uses paper cups, and it isn't cost, it's taste. I also don't trust the tap water either where I am as I live in a heavily agricultural area (I don't trust the pesticides that leech to the groundwater). So I get everything in glass (water by the case) for drinking and cooking. It is expensive but I can tell the difference. The tap water here tastes gross to me although I do use it for bathing and brushing teeth and washing dishes. I haven't sprung for the full-on house filtering system although I might yet one day.

The suggestion about rinsing your mouth and brushing your teeth is good too but sounds like you already do this. Try water in glass bottles and see if that helps.
 

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Do you sleep with a fan on? It could be drying your tongue.
The heater turns on when the thermostat detects the temperature getting too low, but I don't have a fan in my room.
Get your bottled water in glass bottles. It tastes better and plastic or metal hasn't leeched into it. Keep it cold.

There are lots of non-caffeine teas out there, many with Rooibos or herbs that are pretty tasty. Get organic ones. I make iced tea all the time (unsweet) with various organic Rooibos teas or mint teas or other herbals as my son loves them. Chill them in the fridge in a big pitcher (glass is best).

I never drink beverages that have been in either plastic or styrofoam. There is a reason Starbucks uses paper cups, and it isn't cost, it's taste. I also don't trust the tap water either where I am as I live in a heavily agricultural area (I don't trust the pesticides that leech to the groundwater). So I get everything in glass (water by the case) for drinking and cooking. It is expensive but I can tell the difference. The tap water here tastes gross to me although I do use it for bathing and brushing teeth and washing dishes. I haven't sprung for the full-on house filtering system although I might yet one day.

The suggestion about rinsing your mouth and brushing your teeth is good too but sounds like you already do this. Try water in glass bottles and see if that helps.
I should try this. I usually drink tap water and have no qualms with it anymore as I got used to it. Plastic does change the taste of water too, especially if it's warm/hot. I will see.
 

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They keep saying bacteria, but brushing my teeth and rinsing out with mouthwash does hardly anything. Usually I have to eat something before I can drink anything.
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Out with one part water three parts hydrogen peroxide every night, it will keep your gums healthy as well as kill bacteria. Swab it on your face with a cotton ball if you have acne, and then Moisturize. inexpensive, kills bacteria, good stuff
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Probably your stankin' breath.....
 

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Out with one part water three parts hydrogen peroxide every night, it will keep your gums healthy as well as kill bacteria. Swab it on your face with a cotton ball if you have acne, and then Moisturize. inexpensive, kills bacteria, good stuff
It moisturizes? Also, doesn't it eat away at your gums if you do it too much? I've tried it a few times before and I swear it shrank my gums near my teeth. I'll try it again I guess.
Probably your stankin' breath.....
Naw dawg, my breath has never been really stinky.
 

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It moisturizes? Also, doesn't it eat away at your gums if you do it too much? I've tried it a few times before and I swear it shrank my gums near my teeth. I'll try it again I guess.

Naw dawg, my breath has never been really stinky.
Lol, no hydrogen peroxide dues not moisturize. I meant, after You gargle and use some of it on your face, be sure to moisturize with lotion
 

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Lol, no hydrogen peroxide dues not moisturize. I meant, after You gargle and use some of it on your face, be sure to moisturize with lotion
Oh ok, because I was thinking the opposite haha. I already have stuff to help control my acne so I don't really need to use the peroxide anyway. Thanks for the help though :)
 
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