"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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why does my shaker bottle smell bad

Flabbergasped?

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I use whey protein concentrate. every so often, I will drink a shake, leave my bottle out, and it will have a stale, musky smell when I come back. Water alone usually doesn't wash it out, I need some soap, and even then, the smell comes back. Other times it disappears.

Has this happened to anyone? Bacteria? Fungus? Little green men?

Ways to stop it?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Flabbergasped? said:
I use whey protein concentrate. every so often, I will drink a shake, leave my bottle out, and it will have a stale, musky smell when I come back. Water alone usually doesn't wash it out, I need some soap, and even then, the smell comes back. Other times it disappears.

Has this happened to anyone? Bacteria? Fungus? Little green men?

Ways to stop it?
Umm, wash it out after each use and let them air dry. If you don't you're just creating a petri dish full of things that could wreak havoc on your system if you ingest some. Also, use several bottle and rotate them periodically.
 

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Buy a **** load of disposable plastic 20 oz beer cups and drink your shakes out of those... :)

Thats assuming you use a blender.
 

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use a properly diluted bleach solution (directions on the bottle of bleach) and make sure you use something like a scrub brush on the inside.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Definitely scrub it and use soap at least, my blender started to get this haze on it after a while since i was only rinsing it with hot water. This is not good.
 

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Flabbergasped? said:
I use whey protein concentrate. every so often, I will drink a shake, leave my bottle out, and it will have a stale, musky smell when I come back. Water alone usually doesn't wash it out, I need some soap, and even then, the smell comes back. Other times it disappears.

Has this happened to anyone? Bacteria? Fungus? Little green men?

Ways to stop it?

Because used dry protein smells like shlt............


You gotta rinse immediately after use, and use a dishwashing liquid with hot water, let it dry and your done, and your good :rock:
 

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i just fill myself with disease and let things sort themselves out.
 

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leave it in hot water when you've used it. otherwise it will smell like an ass
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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speed dawg

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Flabbergasped? said:
Why does my shaker bottle smell bad?
WTF kinda question is this?? Because it's NOT CLEAN.

I swear, some of the stupid ass questions some of you ask.
 

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WTF kinda question is this?? Because it's NOT CLEAN.

I swear, some of the stupid ass questions some of you ask.
Even when you clean it well it still smells after its dry again, you basically need something that kills the odour like baking powder or vinegar
 

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Even when you clean it well it still smells after its dry again, you basically need something that kills the odour like baking powder or vinegar
And after that it'll smell on vinagar. I currently don't use protein shakes but when I was using it I would wash it firmly with dishwasher soap and that's it, it didn't smell after that.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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speed dawg

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12 year old thread bruh.
 
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