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Someone tell me how a Lance corporal with a four year hash on his sleeve with a good conduct medal isn’t a fake picture. How does a man over four years in with a good conduct medal remain an E-3?

There are plenty of hot wives. Hahaha
There’s a few anecdotes thrown in and retards think it’s wide spread. The vast majority of enlisted men aren’t married. We aren’t stupid. I can’t speak for the air wingers or non-infantry types. Most men don’t get wives until E-5 or higher and have decided to stick it out.

So what is the purpose of this thread? I see fat women all over the place with men when I walk out the door every day. Haha. I don’t see the difference. Officers, naturally higher SMV, will have better selections. What level of SMV would a Lance Corporal have? What level of attractiveness in a woman would marry him? When I first went in I made what, 800 to1200 a month? What the fuk would I do with a wife? As an E-3, I didn’t even qualify for base housing.

When not deployed I slept with women and wives on vacation to Hawaii without their husbands and boyfriends. I would go from the windward side of the island (Kaneohe MCAS) and spend the weekend on the beach in Waikiki.

When in the Army, the selection and training for S/F it was a whole year in training starting at the jump school at the smoke jumper school in Missoula, Montana. There was absolutely no time for women. Thus I never once think that civilians have any concept of military life. Especially those piping up in this thread
 

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Why do most American soldiers have fat wives? For the same reason that most American men have fat wives. 70% of Americans are overweight. Were you expecting soldiers to corner the market on non-obese women?
 

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My understanding is that the ones who were genuinely involved in the nasty stuff don't tend to talk to 'civies' much about it.

The ones who operated on the outskirts, tend to exaggerate, try to impress others etc
My grandfather was in WWII. I saw his medals and, as a kid, was naturally curious. He would absolutely not discuss his combat experience, except for the most general details - where he was stationed, his rank, etc. From my experience, most veterans who have seen active combat are like that.
 

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Why do most American soldiers have fat wives? For the same reason that most American men have fat wives. 70% of Americans are overweight. Were you expecting soldiers to corner the market on non-obese women?
Hahaha. Spot on. This is hilarious. None of this was about military wives and men. It’s a venue for men who have accomplished nothing to be critical while they Jack off to porn.
 

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Man these are funny stories lol
Its infuriating. Even on this very forum there are guys who pull out the service card at the drop of a hat. What pinches my nerves is they foolishly assume they’re the only ex military on here and therefore expect everyone to put them on a pedestal. A lot of real heroes on here just honourably tuck away their service while clowns type “Im ex Navy” on every other thread
I agree. There was nothing 'honourable' about being stationed in your sh!thole country. The world's most advanced third world country during a plandemic and BREXIT...
 

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I agree. There was nothing 'honourable' about being stationed in your sh!thole country. The world's most advanced third world country during a plandemic and BREXIT...
Is that your subtle way of trying to brag you’re ex military? If so, kick rocks
 

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This. Army bases are not in areas where there are lots of people... a soldier's options for dating is VERY limited.

Another factor is that Army Wives have a LOT of power in the relationship. These b1tches can actually get you tossed in prison if you don't do what you want. Army wives have their husband's by the balls, and they all get together in these 'family support groups' where they have a direct line to their husband's commander.

She can be the biggest, fattest, nastiest b1tch in the world, without consequence and there isn't a fvcking thing you can do about it.
Army guys should stay single and just go to Bangkok whenever they get a break. It would work out much cheaper.
 

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There's nothing impressive about putting on a uniform.

I know lots of ex-military guys who never did a single brave thing... Yet try to brag every second about their "service." I could give many specific examples, but I don't feel like typing that much right now.
If you join the army, then at any moment you could be sent to Iraq or Afghanistan and ordered to drive down a road where people are waiting to ambush you and cut your balls off.
 

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My grandfather was in WWII. I saw his medals and, as a kid, was naturally curious. He would absolutely not discuss his combat experience, except for the most general details - where he was stationed, his rank, etc. From my experience, most veterans who have seen active combat are like that.
Sounds like my great-uncle, who went through the h3ll known as Omaha Beach. I didn't really get an idea of what that was like until the movie "Saving Private Ryan" came out. o_O
 

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Imagine how scary it can be approaching an HB10. Driving a convoy in Iraq has to be at least half as bad.
 

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Every chick I knew that married a soldier was a stank hoe, covered in make up, this one I knew wore so much foundation she looked like wax when it got hot out, they were all gross but married ripped dudes, smelly Kelly soon became just Kelly
 

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If you join the army, then at any moment you could be sent to Iraq or Afghanistan and ordered to drive down a road where people are waiting to ambush you and cut your balls off.
Ok. I've actually had serious injuries before. So it takes a lot to impress me.
 

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If you join the army, then at any moment you could be sent to Iraq or Afghanistan and ordered to drive down a road where people are waiting to ambush you and cut your balls off.
Why do you think men want to be grunts? Why do you think they join? To play checkers and look good walking around in a uniform?

They are in a reality that you are not.
 

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Why do you think men want to be grunts? Why do you think they join? To play checkers and look good walking around in a uniform?

They are in a reality that you are not.
Or maybe they join for a paycheck and few other job opportunities. Plus so they can call themself a "hero." Many of them regret it afterwards.
 

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Or maybe they join for a paycheck and few other job opportunities. Plus so they can call themself a "hero." Many of them regret it afterwards.
Only a person from a different reality would even think like that. You actually think it’s about being a hero. It won’t make any difference what I say here. But then you don’t count. No harm, no foul. You are on a completely different planet.

Warriors are born. They just need discipline and training.
 

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Only a person from a different reality would even think like that. You actually think it’s about being a hero. It won’t make any difference what I say here. But then you don’t count. No harm, no foul. You are on a completely different planet.
No. More about a paycheck and consistent employment and potential career advancement.

I've seen too many current or ex-military posers to care that someone is, or was, in the military.

There's a small percentage who are wounded and that's a different story. But even most of their injuries pale in comparison to injuries I've had.
 

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Only a person from a different reality would even think like that. You actually think it’s about being a hero. It won’t make any difference what I say here. But then you don’t count. No harm, no foul. You are on a completely different planet.

Warriors are born. They just need discipline and training.
And I'm not even trying to put down people who are/were in the military. Why would I do that?

I'm just stating that it's at times overblown in how important or impressive it is.

I've had family members in the Chair Force. And all their military buddies were fat drunks. It doesn't take bravery to sit in an office outside of a war zone, which is what a large percentage of them do.
 

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I was never in the military but for combat soldiers... I think it's about living a code of honor while fulfilling tribalistic desire. It's a code of honor that is given to the enemy combatants as well. They're all playing the game of death. Kinda like gangbangers.
 
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