mr. kennedy
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If it's true they have so many choices out there, why do they (according to studies) feel the need to fake an orgasm?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Why do women fake orgasms?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Mr Wright
Master Don Juan
Because it makes guys *** quicker and the sh!tty sex can be over sooner
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Wright is right. Something like a mere half of women can even have an orgasm from sex. I would guess that some of them fake it because they like the guy and want his ego to feel good.
Sometimes they can't orgasm no matter how hot your are. It's a physical condition. Sometimes it's to make the guy feel good about himself. There are some that believe if they are easy to please the man will want to stick around. There are some men who think making a woman orgasm is too much work, so he may become bored.
And yes some want it to be over. Every woman is different. Ask her.
And yes some want it to be over. Every woman is different. Ask her.
Victory Unlimited
Master Don Juan
"Why do women fake orgasms????"
...because they CAN.
Here's an example of just HOW easy it is for them to do it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFpnPZpFTEk
And here's an example of how one seriously funny man chooses to deal with this phenomenon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS2WaEICouU
...because they CAN.
Here's an example of just HOW easy it is for them to do it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFpnPZpFTEk
And here's an example of how one seriously funny man chooses to deal with this phenomenon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS2WaEICouU
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Iceberg
Master Don Juan
For the same reason men do. Sometimes you just can't come and you want to get this thing over with and go to sleep.
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BeDJ
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I did with with my ex while raw dogging her. She asked if I came and I told her - I like to internally combust sometimes.Iceberg said:
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
behold, the world's funniestVictory Unlimited said:
move over jimmy kimmel, conan, letterman, dane cook, daniel tosh, dave chappelle, chris rock and hannibal buress there's a new king of comedians in town