"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Why do they always come back???

FrankWank

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No matter what happens. You dump them or they dump you. They ALWAYS come back

I dumped this chic for cheating on me back in march of 04, and she called my home phone the other day. She didnt leave a message. just hung up leaving her name and # on the caller i.d.

Dont know what she wants. Im seeing someone right now, now thinking if the x calls again, to answer and talk. Get together and bang her on the side and dump her when she starts acting up again?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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tom121

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she probably got dumped and feel someone need to be there to comfort her or she was just bored
 

Marcopolo

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This may or may not be a sign of mental health issues that she has. Often chicks with Borderline Persoanlity Disorder will do this, it is commonly known as "hoovering". They are also known to cheat on boyfriends and to call previous lovers if their current relationship is rocky. They do this because they cannot stand being alone. To some extent this is typical female behavior, but BPD is sort of like female behavior to the 10th power. I would stay away from her.
 

Blue Phoenix

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Originally posted by Marcopolo
This may or may not be a sign of mental health issues that she has. Often chicks with Borderline Persoanlity Disorder will do this, it is commonly known as "hoovering". They are also known to cheat on boyfriends and to call previous lovers if their current relationship is rocky. They do this because they cannot stand being alone. To some extent this is typical female behavior, but BPD is sort of like female behavior to the 10th power. I would stay away from her.
Good point!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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