Magma
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Diapers and Fritz the Cat...
SS is great!
SS is great!
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Why do some people have fetishes?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Purple-Haze said:
GAWD, just reading that makes me crave a pack of Depends...
backbreaker
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i have the worst foot fetish on earth.. I"m in starbucks now looking at woman's feet. she's actually pretty hot. I'm pathetic
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I wanna wear a diaper, pee my pants, and rub a woman's HAWT, oily, tanned brown foot, while looking at pics of Fritz the cat..backbreaker said:i have the worst foot fetish on earth.. I"m in starbucks now looking at woman's feet. she's actually pretty hot. I'm pathetic
:crazy: backbreaker
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my GF has (easily) caught on to my foot fetish. whenever she wants to go shopping/ get her nails and hair done or antyhing requiring money from me, she brings out the sexist pair of heels I have ever seen, and will dangle her shoes on her toes.. i call them the 'how much do you need' heels.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
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This is cute and very funny. She has you all figured out. Hehe.backbreaker said:
Technical1
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cigarette fetish, Whizz? Thats funny, alot of girls I know smoke, I always thought it was pretty nasty. There's lots of these sexy smoker girls in continental europe! You should come visit.
I always like to watch women eat, if they are attractive to me. I dont mean greasy chicken dinners but I mean like desserts, puddings, strawberries.
I always like to watch women eat, if they are attractive to me. I dont mean greasy chicken dinners but I mean like desserts, puddings, strawberries.
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come on man....watching a chick stuff her lips with meat and greasy chicken bones just does it for me.. I love when they burp and laugh at the same time, then order onion rings with a cold beer.Technical1 said:
Oh..... when they lick the syrup from the pancakes..... that just gives me a heart attack seeing that...mmmmmm
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Wow, I am the exact same way. I don't even know how to look for porn anymore - haven't since 2002 probably. Any time I feel the need to do the deed, I just have about 10 videos I turn to. The majority of them have been in my possession since I was an underclassman in college. For the longest time, I've turned to them 3-4 times a week (even when getting a lot of ass).MacAvoy said:
All my friends make fun of me for this, but it's just almost always been how I've done things.
That, however, is something I've never, ever done. Not judging you at all, but I think you might have like porn ADD.
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HAHA porn ADD.MikeYikes122 said:
Actually its about getting quantity and quality.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.