Magma
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Diapers and Fritz the Cat...
SS is great!
SS is great!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Why do some people have fetishes?
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
EricInTheHouse
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Purple-Haze said:
GAWD, just reading that makes me crave a pack of Depends...
backbreaker
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i have the worst foot fetish on earth.. I"m in starbucks now looking at woman's feet. she's actually pretty hot. I'm pathetic
EricInTheHouse
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I wanna wear a diaper, pee my pants, and rub a woman's HAWT, oily, tanned brown foot, while looking at pics of Fritz the cat..backbreaker said:i have the worst foot fetish on earth.. I"m in starbucks now looking at woman's feet. she's actually pretty hot. I'm pathetic
:crazy: backbreaker
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my GF has (easily) caught on to my foot fetish. whenever she wants to go shopping/ get her nails and hair done or antyhing requiring money from me, she brings out the sexist pair of heels I have ever seen, and will dangle her shoes on her toes.. i call them the 'how much do you need' heels.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Purple-Haze
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This is cute and very funny. She has you all figured out. Hehe.backbreaker said:
Technical1
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cigarette fetish, Whizz? Thats funny, alot of girls I know smoke, I always thought it was pretty nasty. There's lots of these sexy smoker girls in continental europe! You should come visit.
I always like to watch women eat, if they are attractive to me. I dont mean greasy chicken dinners but I mean like desserts, puddings, strawberries.
I always like to watch women eat, if they are attractive to me. I dont mean greasy chicken dinners but I mean like desserts, puddings, strawberries.
EricInTheHouse
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come on man....watching a chick stuff her lips with meat and greasy chicken bones just does it for me.. I love when they burp and laugh at the same time, then order onion rings with a cold beer.Technical1 said:
Oh..... when they lick the syrup from the pancakes..... that just gives me a heart attack seeing that...mmmmmm
MikeYikes122
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Wow, I am the exact same way. I don't even know how to look for porn anymore - haven't since 2002 probably. Any time I feel the need to do the deed, I just have about 10 videos I turn to. The majority of them have been in my possession since I was an underclassman in college. For the longest time, I've turned to them 3-4 times a week (even when getting a lot of ass).MacAvoy said:
All my friends make fun of me for this, but it's just almost always been how I've done things.
That, however, is something I've never, ever done. Not judging you at all, but I think you might have like porn ADD.
MacAvoy
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HAHA porn ADD.MikeYikes122 said:
Actually its about getting quantity and quality.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.