"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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why do fat chicks think they deserve "in shape" guys?

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Just so everyone knows, I've edited out 4 pages of crap unrelated to the thread at hand and sent them to the mod corner for review pending further action.

I don't care who your mom is, who married who, or who has three testicles. If you can't stay on topic, use the PM's. Nobody here cares about petty arguments - they have their place, and that isn't here.

STAY ON TOPIC!

Those of you involved know who I'm talking to.

Thanks.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by diablo
Just so everyone knows, I've edited out 4 pages of crap unrelated to the thread at hand and sent them to the mod corner for review pending further action.

I don't care who your mom is, who married who, or who has three testicles. If you can't stay on topic, use the PM's. Nobody here cares about petty arguments - they have their place, and that isn't here.

STAY ON TOPIC!

Those of you involved know who I'm talking to.

Thanks.
Hallelujah and stuff. Thank you.

Originally Posted by DJohnsonFat girls need love too.
Heh
lol. Well, I would love them, if they would learn to love themselves, and show me that by getting in shape. :p
 

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Fat chicks put out. So guys will do them despite what they may say about how they want to deal with only HB8's and higher. Fat Chicks know this and use it as their trump card.

I have seen it over and over again where patient FC entrapt horny, desperate guys who could do better.
 

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What defines " attractive" has ungone changes throughout history. If you look at the paintings by the masters from the Renaissance the nudes and partial nudes, in fact females in general would qualify as what most of you qualify as " fat" by todays standards in the western world. There is a reason they were painting females of that particular body form... they were seen as attractive!.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"Dating fat chicks is like riding a moped. They're both fun to ride, until your friends see you on one"
:crackup:
 

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Originally posted by cinephile
Fat chicks put out. So guys will do them despite what they may say about how they want to deal with only HB8's and higher. Fat Chicks know this and use it as their trump card.

I have seen it over and over again where patient FC entrapt horny, desperate guys who could do better.
I lost my virginity to a super-horny fat girl that picked me up in a club. She got my number, called me, invited herself at my place and told me she wanted to f*ck really badly.

She was desperate (maybe for lack of getting any), and i was desperate because i was 18 and still a virgin, so we did each other a favor. To me that was very beneficial, since it boosted my confidence (i was not a virgin anymore!!) and i started having success with more and more girls afterwards.

So yeah, fat chicks can expect to get lucky with a fit guy, but they should at least realise that it can't last. I am sure that the majority of the fit guys that accept to bang them will soon leave in search for a slimmer girl.
 

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Originally posted by Avon
I got virtually raped by a fat chick. I knew her vaguely as a friend, so when she said she couldn't get home and could she crash on my sofa I said sure.

On the way home she bought more booze, and we stayed up chatting and I was having a nice FRIENDLY time, drinking heavily. Then I got her duvet and said goodnight. She grabbed me and started kissing, and I was so drunk I thought 'why not?'

I sucked on her planet sized boobs and stuck my **** in her mouth, and then we were f*cking.

I had to go outside at one point to dry heave. Then I started again, then I fell unconscious, without having finished, thankfully.

I'm still ashamed.

In answer to the original question, fat chicks generally loathe themselves, but are in denial. They then act like they are the shyt to fool themselves and others, hence their hypocritical expectations.
LMFAO! what a story, I'm sorry man....:crackup:
 

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Cause fat chicks have good taste too. Ugly chicks too. Nobody wants to be with an unattractive person.
 

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Originally posted by Craig Reeves

Personally, I've dated women of all shapes and sizes and I'll tell you that there's going to be something DRASTICALLY wrong with most women you date, I don't care what the case is. If it's not her looks, it's something just as bad or in most cases worse.
That is very true.

Originally posted by Craig Reeves

I generally don't think it's in our best interests to put women into a ratings system. The woman is either a 1 or a 0, 1 being she's good enough for you, and 0 meaning she isn't.
That is one of the best things I think I've heard in a long time. Very insightful.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally Posted by Craig Reeves
I generally don't think it's in our best interests to put women into a ratings system. The woman is either a 1 or a 0, 1 being she's good enough for you, and 0 meaning she isn't.
Wow...That's just...That's an AWESOME way to think about it. My new mantra!!!
HB10S DONT EXIST!
Good insight!
 

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The guy's like a friggin computer or something, either on or off, I like that.
 

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I agree with the guy who said his first was a fat chick. My first was an ultra religous fat chick who obviously hadnt been shagged in a good while. I don't think beggers should be choosers, ie if you are a virgin or arent' getting regular play, go get yourself a fattie!
 

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I can't ever bring myself to banging a fatty. Its effing disgusting... I wanna throw up just thinking about it.

I don't go to the gym and eat healthy to bang some fatty. Yuck
 
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