"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Why Did You Close The 'world War' Thread?

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Crusader

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Isn't it clear, victor von doom? Do they have it rub it into your noise and explain it? Ohhh....

The moderators have the power to close threads, they don't need much of a reason to do so. It was quite clear you "attacked" almost everybody in not a civil way. But I also could have behaved better although I was much less worse than you.

You remind me of Demon or SAV40 or someone similer.
 

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Originally posted by victor von doom
Crusader, you have got to be one the most sanctimonious little pvssies I have ever had the displeasure to interact with.
And you call yourself "civil". :rolleyes:

Hiding behind the moderators' skirts now are we?
Nothing of the sort.
 
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Originally posted by Crusader
And you call yourself "civil". :rolleyes:
There is no reason to be civil anymore. Especially with someone I don't respect. The thread is closed remember? Therefore I am free to express what I really feel about you. Unless of course, the mods delete this too.

Let me repeat, you are a sanctimonious pvssy. ;)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Crusader

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Originally posted by victor von doom
There is no reason to be civil anymore. Especially with someone I don't respect. ;)
Oh ain't that nice? In the thread where you encourage people to go to anther website, you claimed to be "civil" but now you changed your thoughts. "There is no reason to be civil anymore." You're like a woman who can't make up her mind.
 

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Oo, e-thug fight.
Who's the most Alpha online? :)


Guys, drop it. Seriously.
 

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Yet again, I'm with renegade.
 

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I haven't read the World War thread, but if your behavior in this thread is indicitive of your behavior in that one, I can see why it might have gotten closed.
 
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