Why can't the *****es keep their mouths shut at 4 in the am.

[Alicorn]

When either of the women I'm currently living with come downstairs this early in the morning they both do the same thing: fem1 says "hey" and fem2 says "good morning Alicorn."

So can you tell me why I want to tell both of them to shut the **** up?

The other guy that lives here? He's a man, he doesn't say ****. Why do the *****es have to say anything at all? Do they not understand how tired I am and how my brain barely functions right about how and how ****ing desctracting that **** is. So distracting I can't even spell the goddamn word correctly.

Why can't women just please shut the **** up at 4-in-the-omg-wtf-am-I-doing-up morning.

Why do I think one day such bad habits on the part of women will one day get me killed?

"Good morning Alicorn"

****ING BANG A SNIPER JUST SHOT MY ****ING HEAD OFF WITH A MORTAR ROUND THAT HE LAUNCHED FROM THE HIP BECAUSE YOU GAVE AWAY MY ****ING POSITION BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE ****ING NEED TO FEEL SOCIALLY CONNECTED YOU DUMB *****ES AND YOUR DUMB ****ING FEELINGS

If the sniper don't get me that's ok 'cuz here come the ****ing ninjas you just pissed off by saying something this ****ing early. In fact they made a temporary truce with their natural enemies, the pirates, and now here come the ****ing pirates to sodomize me with their ****ing cutlass swords.

 

[jiza101]

:cheer:

 

[spider_007]

....so your eather waiseted, or just not a morning person?

 

[diplomatic_lies]

Man I wish people would stop looking at me. I was on the bus the other day when this old woman glanced at me. I got so pissed that I pulled out a giant dildo and smash the woman's face with it! Arrrghh!!

 

[Jariel]

Wow, you got issues!

 

[cant think of a user name]

Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
Man I wish people would stop looking at me. I was on the bus the other day when this old woman glanced at me. I got so pissed that I pulled out a giant dildo and smash the woman's face with it! Arrrghh!!

I saw the same thing the other day. Except it was the train and it was some doped-up 12 yr old kid smashing an old lady in the face with a rolled up newspaper. She moved seats.

 

[The_Next_Big_Thing]

Originally posted by Alicorn
When either of the women I'm currently living with come downstairs this early in the morning they both do the same thing: fem1 says "hey" and fem2 says "good morning Alicorn."

So can you tell me why I want to tell both of them to shut the **** up?

The other guy that lives here? He's a man, he doesn't say ****. Why do the *****es have to say anything at all? Do they not understand how tired I am and how my brain barely functions right about how and how ****ing desctracting that **** is. So distracting I can't even spell the goddamn word correctly.

Why can't women just please shut the **** up at 4-in-the-omg-wtf-am-I-doing-up morning.

Why do I think one day such bad habits on the part of women will one day get me killed?

"Good morning Alicorn"

****ING BANG A SNIPER JUST SHOT MY ****ING HEAD OFF WITH A MORTAR ROUND THAT HE LAUNCHED FROM THE HIP BECAUSE YOU GAVE AWAY MY ****ING POSITION BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE ****ING NEED TO FEEL SOCIALLY CONNECTED YOU DUMB *****ES AND YOUR DUMB ****ING FEELINGS

If the sniper don't get me that's ok 'cuz here come the ****ing ninjas you just pissed off by saying something this ****ing early. In fact they made a temporary truce with their natural enemies, the pirates, and now here come the ****ing pirates to sodomize me with their ****ing cutlass swords.

CHILL OUT!!! Your not a morning person.

By nature, people are social critters. That is all they are doing is trying to act friendly and nice and social . How do they know that they are making you upset? They are not mindreaders.

Personally, I am a morning person and i talk to everyone I can in the morning. People get pissed off at me for being so cheery in the morning but you know what? that is me.

This is apparently what they are as well. Just accept that they are morning types.

If you don't like something then just tell them that they are making you unhappy. Either they will quit it out of respect or they will continue to do it and be b!tchy about it.

You seem like you have to much built up anger at everything. Have some cheerios and enjoy life.

 

[diplomatic_lies]

Morning people should die. The bad thing is, they're never awake at night when the rest of us Nighters are up n' bright.

 

[spider_007]

there is something about the morning sun, that just makes you wana sit on the padio from the time it rises till noon time... (too bad i never see the morning sun, i get up at 5 and i'm at work at 6:30

 

[C00L]

wtf u doin up at 4am anyway.

 

[Brian20o2]

Originally posted by C00L
wtf u doin up at 4am anyway.

Thats what I was wondering. If your not already awake, wouldnt they leave you alone?

 

[Phoenix_of_the_ashes]

Just say good morning and make yourself a coffee, theres nothing wrong with having a minimum of social skills.

 

[splinterkb]

Is there something wrong with being social? They're just trying to be friendly man, you should return the favor... after all, you do LIVE with them.

 

[Alicorn]

Sorry for taking so long to respond everyone, the pirates and ninjas finally left after they had some tea and ****ing crumpets. I was sodomized by the pirates and wtf am I supposed to do with my peanutbuttery eyeballs now?

WHAT I ASK YOU!?

Originally posted by C00L
wtf u doin up at 4am anyway.

It's the normal time I have to get up for work.

 

[Derek Flint]

Grow a pair and tell them that 4 AM isn't an ideal time to be exchanging pleasantries when other people are trying to sleep.

 

[blackbirdbeatle]

Looks like someone has the case of the Mondays.:kick: :woo:

 

[PRMoon]

haha this reminds me of last weekend when my room mates friends were in town. I had had a long enough saturaday night (out till 3 am drunk as hell and passed out) and was trying to sleep. Around 5:30am the door to my room flings open and snapps me out of my drunken coma. The guy says to me "Hey man I just scored some coke, you wanna do some and head back down to the strip?" of course I declined as I was still drunk and I needed to get some sleep in (also unless you're on serious drugs there's not a whole lot to do on the stripp at that time during the morning). Late night is one thing but just because the town is 24 hours doesn't mean the occupants have to follow suit.

 

[Centaurion]

Damn, I gotta get my ass to Sin City.


Yeah, I also hate those mofos that are all cheery in the early hours of the morning. I was close to punching this ****er living at my dorm this morning. I was heading for my room, drunk and jacked up as hell, when this ****ing homo just pops in front of me and pats me on the back and goes "HOWDY MATE!!!!!" with this really annoying cheery ass voice. He was heading back from his morning run.

I told him to go **** himself and slept for 2 hours before getting my ass over to Uni to sit my Macro-econ final.