"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Why can't I find girls like this!

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"A lonely, small-town spinster librarian works late one evening. When leaving for the night, a young thug jumps out of the shadows of the dark parking lot and snatches the librarian's purse. But, she runs him down, tackles him, and beats him unconscious. She then stuffs him into her trunk and drives home to her secluded farmhouse. There, in the cellar, she shackles the coarse man with leg and arm irons to a damp brick wall. "I've waited for this opportunity all my life", she tells him. She strips..."


http://www.femalemuscle.com/archive/Articles/screenplay.php
:yes: :up: ;)
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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wow, thats probably the most disturbing thing ive ever read. Thanks a lot for ruining my day.
 

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The reason you don't find girls like that is because if you did, you wouldn't be able to tell anyone about it when you're in a grave.
 

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Do you have a fetish for women with muscles bigger than yours? If not, why are you browsing articles on a site called "femalemuscle.com"?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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She would squeeze your **** off with her kegels :eek: !!!

Say :wave: penis!


idd tap that a$$
 

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if she was really hot, i would concider it a lucky day.

but if she was UGLY ..."dear god noo nooo noooOOO"

lol
 

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I aint eating no dog food... hell no. That ***** would get an ass kicking if I found away to get out.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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just kidding, but i just couldnt help myself...

Originally posted by Jake-inator
you sure your mom didn't beat you when you were little?

no, but your mom beats me off every night :p
 

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..... i hear wyldfire would like to dominate you.
 
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Theres nothing wrong with muscular girls, but the second I see that theyre all veiny thats just disgusting.
 

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Originally posted by brucevangeorge
Theres nothing wrong with muscular girls, but the second I see that theyre all veiny thats just disgusting.
The veiny is a result of low bodyfat, i find muscles on an attractive woman more attractive. Woman on Steroids are not attractive ;)
 

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I neeed to get in the gym...... Am i the only one who gets turned on by musclechicks?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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i luv vascular women
 

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Originally posted by SELF-MASTERY
I neeed to get in the gym...... Am i the only one who gets turned on by musclechicks?
if you mean chicks that resemble men, probably,
if you mean feminine women with muscles,
no.
 

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Originally posted by undesputable
There is no femenine women with muscles like this http://www.shemuscle.com/bodybuilding/index.shtml
any of the women on that page have GOT to be on steroids
none of them are good looking in the first place....... think figure competitors and youll see what i mean,
yes woman can be good looking with muscles.
 
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