"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Why can't I find girls like this!

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"A lonely, small-town spinster librarian works late one evening. When leaving for the night, a young thug jumps out of the shadows of the dark parking lot and snatches the librarian's purse. But, she runs him down, tackles him, and beats him unconscious. She then stuffs him into her trunk and drives home to her secluded farmhouse. There, in the cellar, she shackles the coarse man with leg and arm irons to a damp brick wall. "I've waited for this opportunity all my life", she tells him. She strips..."


http://www.femalemuscle.com/archive/Articles/screenplay.php
:yes: :up: ;)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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wow, thats probably the most disturbing thing ive ever read. Thanks a lot for ruining my day.
 
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The reason you don't find girls like that is because if you did, you wouldn't be able to tell anyone about it when you're in a grave.
 
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Do you have a fetish for women with muscles bigger than yours? If not, why are you browsing articles on a site called "femalemuscle.com"?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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She would squeeze your **** off with her kegels :eek: !!!

Say :wave: penis!


idd tap that a$$
 
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if she was really hot, i would concider it a lucky day.

but if she was UGLY ..."dear god noo nooo noooOOO"

lol
 
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I aint eating no dog food... hell no. That ***** would get an ass kicking if I found away to get out.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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just kidding, but i just couldnt help myself...

Originally posted by Jake-inator
you sure your mom didn't beat you when you were little?
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no, but your mom beats me off every night :p
 
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..... i hear wyldfire would like to dominate you.
 
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Theres nothing wrong with muscular girls, but the second I see that theyre all veiny thats just disgusting.
 
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Originally posted by brucevangeorge
Theres nothing wrong with muscular girls, but the second I see that theyre all veiny thats just disgusting.
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The veiny is a result of low bodyfat, i find muscles on an attractive woman more attractive. Woman on Steroids are not attractive ;)
 
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I neeed to get in the gym...... Am i the only one who gets turned on by musclechicks?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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i luv vascular women
 
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Originally posted by SELF-MASTERY
I neeed to get in the gym...... Am i the only one who gets turned on by musclechicks?
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if you mean chicks that resemble men, probably,
if you mean feminine women with muscles,
no.
 
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Originally posted by undesputable
There is no femenine women with muscles like this http://www.shemuscle.com/bodybuilding/index.shtml
any of the women on that page have GOT to be on steroids
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none of them are good looking in the first place....... think figure competitors and youll see what i mean,
yes woman can be good looking with muscles.
 
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