"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Why are older women proud of being fat?

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WaterTiger said:
...and they think up all these lines, sitting home, watching "Desperate Housewives, eating ice cream and talking to their 6 cats.
^basically...
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
They serve them deep fried on a stick up here.:rolleyes:
Oh. My. God. No wonder Wisconsin had so many cattle last time I was there.
 

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ahhh yal will prolly make fun of me but i would date a think girl. Not like that ***** from norbit but one of these girls from a trick daddy wideo
 

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MVP said:
I just went on this forum where someone happened to talk about weight. All these middle aged women talked about how they gained a lot of weight compared to their younger days, and they all have the attitude of (I'm paraphrasing)
-"Skinny girls are just what soceity is shoving down our throats, with that anorexic image"
-"I'm proud of how I look. People should not judge based on looks"
-"I'm actually healthy. A lot of those skinny girls just have good metabolism or they smoke. It's good to have meat on your bones because that is my body type"
-"I would never lose weight for a man. No one can tell me what to do"

Props to them for being "real"

Just don't come bvtching to us when you can't find a "good man"
 

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Someone Much cooler said:
ahhh yal will prolly make fun of me but i would date a think girl. Not like that ***** from norbit but one of these girls from a trick daddy wideo
At one time didn't "thick" only equate to hips and @ss? Now it seems to mean Michelin Man-like, at least to non-MTV women.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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It's good to have meat on your bones because that is my body type"
For some, it is their body type.

But, at least as far as Americans go, for most, it's all the twinkies and donuts, and chips and so forth they wash down with their diet pop.
 

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Is it just me, or does anyone find it impossible to have sex with a fat girl?

I mean how can you look and touch something like that and get an erection? I can only shag skinny girls, and I mean SKINNY!
 

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Yes, I agree with everything you guys have said about Fatties. They will always get play because there will always be guys who are willing to give them attention and/or sex, and will always find a guy who will date them.

With that being said, I love it how everyone here seems to make fun of fat people, yet, in the real world, in the U.S. world, 50% of people are either obese or overweight, yet by the sound of most post, it is only about less than 3% of the members here on the DJ boards. Hahaha. Glad that only the beautiful people post here.

According to those ridiculous stats, over 50% of the posters here are also overweight or obese. But don't let the facts get in your way of the truth, not here. Everyone is ripped here.

Same with the ridiculous high amount of people here who claims that so and so celebrity/model, etc. is "ugly", "I wouldn't do her", "she's nasty", etc., whenever somebody posts pictures of an attractive chick.
 
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MVP said:
I just went on this forum where someone happened to talk about weight. All these middle aged women talked about how they gained a lot of weight compared to their younger days, and they all have the attitude of (I'm paraphrasing)
-"Skinny girls are just what soceity is shoving down our throats, with that anorexic image"
-"I'm proud of how I look. People should not judge based on looks"
-"I'm actually healthy. A lot of those skinny girls just have good metabolism or they smoke. It's good to have meat on your bones because that is my body type"
-"I would never lose weight for a man. No one can tell me what to do"
That`s cuz US men are whipped and condone fat chicks, the kids grew up thinkin that obesidy is ok. For example Europe or Asia, if a chick was fat... she would never marry and will likely die alone or she would find a lozer like herself and marry him. Also in those countries regular clothing stores don`t have clothes that fit plus sized women, they have to go to specialized stores.
 

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Gangster Of Love said:
Yes, I agree with everything you guys have said about Fatties. They will always get play because there will always be guys who are willing to give them attention and/or sex, and will always find a guy who will date them.

With that being said, I love it how everyone here seems to make fun of fat people, yet, in the real world, in the U.S. world, 50% of people are either obese or overweight, yet by the sound of most post, it is only about less than 3% of the members here on the DJ boards. Hahaha. Glad that only the beautiful people post here.

According to those ridiculous stats, over 50% of the posters here are also overweight or obese. But don't let the facts get in your way of the truth, not here. Everyone is ripped here.

Same with the ridiculous high amount of people here who claims that so and so celebrity/model, etc. is "ugly", "I wouldn't do her", "she's nasty", etc., whenever somebody posts pictures of an attractive chick.

Your right! 50% of the U.S. is overweight. But I think this post is mainly concentrated on women because we notice women more. most guys are in denial they're fat and think they just big boned and think the fat is muscle. That's why you rarely see a guy admitting to being fat.

I take care of myself and would'nt be a hypocrite to call out fat chicks if I did'nt. But there are just too many fatsos in this country. I think if there were'nt so many fat lovers and this politically correct BS where you are'nt supposed to call fat people fat,airplaine seats are supposed to be bigger,BIG and LARGE stores are everywhere and people could buy sizes to XXXXXXXL it would'nt be so prevelent.

Then there are guys who chase those chubbies and make it worse. I know a guy who plays professional sports. His ex-fiance is a model. Guy breaks up with her and begins dating some thick assed girl. I mean this guy has everything a guy could wish for to be a DJ and has pulled some major tail. Now he's regressing to chubbies who are usually more difficult to find in his circles. What the hell is going on?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Well most guys here are skinny just look at the old pic thread...remember?

Most guys here are real thin,my dude..

NH.
 
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