"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Why are all girls like this!!!

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They dress up and want to show cleavage. So if some guy looks at their cleavage, then the girl goes back to their friends and says "I can't believe that guy, he kept staring at my cleavage. What a pervert" I mean if girls don't want guys looking, then dress up as a Nun or as Amish girl.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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They get off on it, both getting stared at and playing the high and mighty "what a perv" card.
 
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"I can't believe that guy, he kept staring at my cleavage. What a pervert"
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that's ******** for "yes.. I still have it! guys are still checking me out"

by calling you a perv, they are saying that a guy actually was gawking at you without coming out and being stuck up about it
 
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I think this is called "having your cake and eating it too".

They get the attention, and they also get to feel like they are above seeking attention... AT THE SAME TIME. It's the best of both worlds for these chicks.
 
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my girlfriend doesn't do that!?! Guess that means that my girlfried isn't a girl so she isn't a girl?!? Guess I better go check later on tonight to make sure that she is a girl... I'll tell you guys how that goes later on. :crazy:

Maybe it just has to do with the types of girls that you go after. Maybe you should be more picky.

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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