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why are all condoms too tight!?

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i'm not a pro at this because i've only used a condom when i practiced on myself. the times i had sex i hadn't used a condom (dont worry ive only had sex twice - stupidly without one)

but the times i've tried it on... i really hate it. i feel grossed out that its so tight and i hate the tiny lil bubble at the base of the penis. i think i seen somewhere where you can buy bigger bubbled condoms. it almost feels like the condom is cutting off blood to the penis lol. just to be assured are there condoms that are fat in a way that it isnt so tight (a bit loose for some air even lol) on your penis or are they all meant to be like that???
 

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Are you trying to tell us you have a big one?

Well, congrats.

Trojan Magnums.
 
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Buddy this should be common sense.

Either you're not unrolling it right, or you are huge.

So you have to go to google first and find instructions, get a bunch of condoms from your health clinic, or if you are not lucky enough to have universal healthcare, go buy them, in which case the instructions should be on the box anyway, OR you must go buy Large + In Charge Condoms because I am pretty sure Health Clinics wont have thsoe specialty types in stock.
 
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I know what you mean. Condoms Blow! I wish there was just some pill you could take and be safe from all stds and pregnancy. That would make trillions.

But to answer your question there are larger sized condoms, Magnum is the most known for being bigger I think.

Now I consider myself above average and I hate the tightness of a condom, imagine what it's like for the gifted few with 10 and up lol.
 
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Magnums are really thick which is a plus in some ways I guess but I have trouble getting to the promised land in them unless I use a little lube inside. Good luck.
 

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i dunno man. I am average size and whenever i put on a condom it cuts circulation off and i get a red ring where it was for like 2 hours after. I always figured they had to be really tight or else they would come off.
 
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Magnums fit me just fine, though I wish there were more Magnum varieties like there were with regular condoms. To go www.trojancondoms.com and get a free sample to see if they fit so you don't waste any money
 
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There is a difference between tight and "tight".

Condoms are supposed to be tight and somewhat form fitting....if not then what is the purpose of wearing them?

To "tight" means you either are not rolling it down the right way or need to look at a different brand or size.
 
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Magnums fit me just fine, though I wish there were more Magnum varieties like there were with regular condoms. To go www.trojancondoms.com and get a free sample to see if they fit so you don't waste any money
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Magnums are pretty thick but they are making them thinner now and they have the "twister" version.
 

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I think a lot of non-Asians have issues with "standard" sized rubbers.
 
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I think most dudes can fit a magnum fine, that stuff you see in movies is what it is, movie crap. Besides, **** the "ego" it is better to be "safe" than in front of child support judge and "sorry".
 
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stop buying condoms for midgets...
 

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Or your d*ck is too big, which I don't think cause you can fill a condom with a few liters of water. Or you should just get used to it. A condom is tight because if it isn't it falls off during sex. which is probably the last thing a condom should do.

You hate the the tiny bubble at the base? You don't mean the tip at the end? Without the tip sperm can't get out and if it does it will provide a lubrication inside the condom which makes it more likely to break cause the condom can't stay at it's place. Breaking and falling off are the last things a condom should do.

If you don't like wearing a condom, find a girl you love, trust and uses the pill.
 
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Question answered. Buy magnums

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