"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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why are all condoms too tight!?

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i'm not a pro at this because i've only used a condom when i practiced on myself. the times i had sex i hadn't used a condom (dont worry ive only had sex twice - stupidly without one)

but the times i've tried it on... i really hate it. i feel grossed out that its so tight and i hate the tiny lil bubble at the base of the penis. i think i seen somewhere where you can buy bigger bubbled condoms. it almost feels like the condom is cutting off blood to the penis lol. just to be assured are there condoms that are fat in a way that it isnt so tight (a bit loose for some air even lol) on your penis or are they all meant to be like that???
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Are you trying to tell us you have a big one?

Well, congrats.

Trojan Magnums.
 

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Buddy this should be common sense.

Either you're not unrolling it right, or you are huge.

So you have to go to google first and find instructions, get a bunch of condoms from your health clinic, or if you are not lucky enough to have universal healthcare, go buy them, in which case the instructions should be on the box anyway, OR you must go buy Large + In Charge Condoms because I am pretty sure Health Clinics wont have thsoe specialty types in stock.
 

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I know what you mean. Condoms Blow! I wish there was just some pill you could take and be safe from all stds and pregnancy. That would make trillions.

But to answer your question there are larger sized condoms, Magnum is the most known for being bigger I think.

Now I consider myself above average and I hate the tightness of a condom, imagine what it's like for the gifted few with 10 and up lol.
 

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Magnums are really thick which is a plus in some ways I guess but I have trouble getting to the promised land in them unless I use a little lube inside. Good luck.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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i dunno man. I am average size and whenever i put on a condom it cuts circulation off and i get a red ring where it was for like 2 hours after. I always figured they had to be really tight or else they would come off.
 

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Magnums fit me just fine, though I wish there were more Magnum varieties like there were with regular condoms. To go www.trojancondoms.com and get a free sample to see if they fit so you don't waste any money
 

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There is a difference between tight and "tight".

Condoms are supposed to be tight and somewhat form fitting....if not then what is the purpose of wearing them?

To "tight" means you either are not rolling it down the right way or need to look at a different brand or size.
 

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DarkShade said:
Magnums fit me just fine, though I wish there were more Magnum varieties like there were with regular condoms. To go www.trojancondoms.com and get a free sample to see if they fit so you don't waste any money
Magnums are pretty thick but they are making them thinner now and they have the "twister" version.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I think a lot of non-Asians have issues with "standard" sized rubbers.
 

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More Cowbell Please said:
lucky dik

chicks can pole vault it
I think most dudes can fit a magnum fine, that stuff you see in movies is what it is, movie crap. Besides, **** the "ego" it is better to be "safe" than in front of child support judge and "sorry".
 

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stop buying condoms for midgets...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Or your d*ck is too big, which I don't think cause you can fill a condom with a few liters of water. Or you should just get used to it. A condom is tight because if it isn't it falls off during sex. which is probably the last thing a condom should do.

You hate the the tiny bubble at the base? You don't mean the tip at the end? Without the tip sperm can't get out and if it does it will provide a lubrication inside the condom which makes it more likely to break cause the condom can't stay at it's place. Breaking and falling off are the last things a condom should do.

If you don't like wearing a condom, find a girl you love, trust and uses the pill.
 

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Question answered. Buy magnums

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