"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dilberto

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......closed-minded, shallow, opinionated, and arrogant ignoramus on this forum, that's a complete WASTE of bandwidth here? Include MYSELF if you want to. Also, include examples, quotes, etc, of WHY you feel this person(s) deserve the distinction of, "The Hopeless Poster-Child Of Anti-Don Juan behavior".
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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billy_bronx

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is that going to help you find a girl to bang tonight?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Ace of Flames

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If someone on these forums got to you enough to cause you to make this thread, then you have a lot to learn. Not just about DJing, but about life.

Anyway, if you get banned or something, I hope this was worth it!
 

kickureface

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millions....
only elstud comes to mind. not to pick on you though! :)
 

Bonez

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Dilberto said:
......closed-minded, shallow, opinionated, and arrogant ignoramus on this forum, that's a complete WASTE of bandwidth here? Include MYSELF if you want to. Also, include examples, quotes, etc, of WHY you feel this person(s) deserve the distinction of, "The Hopeless Poster-Child Of Anti-Don Juan behavior".
I got this quote from somewhere on this site. I think it is a great example of The Hopeless Poster-Child Of Anti-Don Juan behavior.

There is worse though...

"Fred Da Head Who gives a flying f**k?"
 
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