“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Who watches "The 70s Show"?

diplomatic_lies

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Haha, Fez is the funniest guy around.

Ashton Kutcher: Hey, me and Jackie are going for a drive. I think we're gonna do it in the car!
Hyde: I'm out.
Fez: I'm in!
Ashton Kutcher: Uhhh...no.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Heh, yeah.. That Fez dude went out with Mandy Moore that lucky punk.

The networks in Australia are bringing out some great shows this summer. Futurama, Family Guy, That 70's Show and er, Smallville and Veronica Mars.
 

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It used to be kind of funny. But the show is soooooo worn out now. Time take it out back with the shotgun and put it out of its misery. At least it's not as shitty as That 80s Show was. Holy crap....
 

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Smallville is painful to watch.

I love channel 7s 'Empire'
 

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hehe yeah that 70s show rox =)

well it used to till season 7 - 8 then it started loosing its humor , just looked like the actors didnt care anymore about being funny......

some funny dialogs :

donna : Eric I love you....
Eric: I love ... Cake......

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Red: Im gonna put my foot so faar up your ass your nose`s gonna bleed.....

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Hyde: sorry i cant go....

somegirl: oki , but if u change your mind some of us girls will be in the shower....

Fez: I can go......
Fez: My name is fez....
Fez: DOnt pretend you dont see me!!!

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hehe fez is the funniest guy , he is the only one still funny in season 7 and 8 ........Used to love this show.... to bad it kinda suz now and everyone leaving one by one......
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Fez walks into a room with the gang watching t.v: Guys what does it mean when your girlfriend says" Lets just be friends"??

Hyde: when girls say that it means that they still want you to do stuff for them, only this time they won't put out.

The camera pans at Donna and Jackie faces and they both nod silently.
 

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LOL yeah there were some old re-runs on during the day not long ago...


Ashton Kutcher: (obviously wrong) so that means I'm making a 50% profit!!!!

Fez: actually I think you mean a 50% loss.

Ashton Kutcher: (smirking) Look, I know it's hard for a FOREIGNER like you to understand our complex economic system, where we don't trade with chickens and ..........

Fez: .... I won't even justify that with a response.
 

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Ashton Kutcher (Kelso?): "Hey man, if we had no parents, it'd be cool! Like Lord of the Flies!"
 
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