"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Who watches "The 70s Show"?

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Haha, Fez is the funniest guy around.

Ashton Kutcher: Hey, me and Jackie are going for a drive. I think we're gonna do it in the car!
Hyde: I'm out.
Fez: I'm in!
Ashton Kutcher: Uhhh...no.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Heh, yeah.. That Fez dude went out with Mandy Moore that lucky punk.

The networks in Australia are bringing out some great shows this summer. Futurama, Family Guy, That 70's Show and er, Smallville and Veronica Mars.
 

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It used to be kind of funny. But the show is soooooo worn out now. Time take it out back with the shotgun and put it out of its misery. At least it's not as shitty as That 80s Show was. Holy crap....
 

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Smallville is painful to watch.

I love channel 7s 'Empire'
 

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hehe yeah that 70s show rox =)

well it used to till season 7 - 8 then it started loosing its humor , just looked like the actors didnt care anymore about being funny......

some funny dialogs :

donna : Eric I love you....
Eric: I love ... Cake......

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Red: Im gonna put my foot so faar up your ass your nose`s gonna bleed.....

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Hyde: sorry i cant go....

somegirl: oki , but if u change your mind some of us girls will be in the shower....

Fez: I can go......
Fez: My name is fez....
Fez: DOnt pretend you dont see me!!!

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hehe fez is the funniest guy , he is the only one still funny in season 7 and 8 ........Used to love this show.... to bad it kinda suz now and everyone leaving one by one......
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Fez walks into a room with the gang watching t.v: Guys what does it mean when your girlfriend says" Lets just be friends"??

Hyde: when girls say that it means that they still want you to do stuff for them, only this time they won't put out.

The camera pans at Donna and Jackie faces and they both nod silently.
 

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LOL yeah there were some old re-runs on during the day not long ago...


Ashton Kutcher: (obviously wrong) so that means I'm making a 50% profit!!!!

Fez: actually I think you mean a 50% loss.

Ashton Kutcher: (smirking) Look, I know it's hard for a FOREIGNER like you to understand our complex economic system, where we don't trade with chickens and ..........

Fez: .... I won't even justify that with a response.
 

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Ashton Kutcher (Kelso?): "Hey man, if we had no parents, it'd be cool! Like Lord of the Flies!"
 
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