"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Months ago watched porn where petite Latino was ****ed in mouth really roughly by man twice her size. Guy choke held made sure girl couldn't remove her head from ****. Even went to striking skull with closed fist while in act. Felt sorry for the chick. Apparently some co stars came out accused the man but article is deleted.
I felt aforementioned behaviour is considered Borderline rape
But feel tempted to act on any woman i get chance with
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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You'd best talk to a professional about this. Stay on this track and you're going to end up in county having the same thing done to you by 5 guys a night.

But feel tempted to act on any woman i get chance with
 

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I’m sure there’s probably some girl out there who has a fetish for this stuff. But. More likely a porn star/prostitute doing it for $$$. I remember reading an interview with Sasha Grey, who was supposed to be the BJ queen. This was after she retired from porn. She said she didn’t enjoy BJs. It’s $$$.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Probably yet another troll account…

I really don’t understand the “griefer” mentality - and what mental rewards it provides.

The are the same people watching the fail videos on YouTube that compile people suffering egregious harm and laughing at it.
 

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This Russian Milf I banged requested I do this so I obliged. It was fun for both of us, although I couldn't figure out how the hell it could be comfortable for her. Broad had no gag reflex whatsoever so I went to town, half expecting to bruise my ****head on her larynx. This Russian (actually Siberian) broad was one tough cookie. She also had me pulling on her hair so hard I thought I was going to pull a bunch out.
 

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Never, want to try it but it's just not my thing, like anal.
 

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Yes, and if you have a female that knows what she's doing you don't have to go balls deep down her gullet.

Problem is a lot of women aren't that good at it, even the ones that are really down for the BJ a lot of the time they are trying to get good at it with practice. When you find one that already is, that's golden until you realize she has seen more than a few d1cks to get that good at it.
 

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I think the folks here are thinking about the wrong facial orifice. :eek: :eek: :eek:

 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Once. Not intentionally. I was getting DT and things got out of hand. I thought she’d be upset afterwards. But she didn’t seem to mind.
 

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Most women cannot throat - at least the ones I’ve been with. If they can they can only do it for a few seconds like 3. I’ve had more than one gal up chuck a bit trying to go longer, let’s just say that ended that adventure for a few minutes. Maybe someday I’m in for a fun surprise…

protip: always have a waterproof cover on your mattress and if you’re sly a comforter that has a moisture barrier in it too…helps with all kinds of situations…
 

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I've done irrumatio a couple of times. This is something that needs to be consensual as not many women will have the ability nevertheless enjoy it. I, personally, enjoy it.

The last time I did, she threw up a little bit of the wine we had been drinking messing up my sheets, and she felt super embarrassed. Never heard from her again.

So while it may sound contradicting, irrumatio needs to be done in a tactful way. At least, in my experience.
 

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I’ve only had two able to do it. Another asked me to teach her how to do it. But she never was able to get much more than half down. Despite many tries.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Recommend talking to a professional
 

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Allot of pros offer that there. I guess most of them have to offer it to remain competitive. Its very common along with anal and rimjobs. Some pros even make vids and post it all up on their onlyfans and to encourage people to hire them. This really does sound like something that belongs to the realm of prostitutes as the feedback is overwhelmingly and comically negative among civvie women.
 

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Really depends on her level of attraction to you - if a woman is completely into you she gets turned on by just about anything you do and will pretty much allow anything. The excitement of pleasing a man she finds worthy is enough to sometimes make her orgasm from the act - whatever it is.

Allot of pros offer that there. I guess most of them have to offer it to remain competitive. Its very common along with anal and rimjobs. Some pros even make vids and post it all up on their onlyfans and to encourage people to hire them. This really does sound like something that belongs to the realm of prostitutes as the feedback is overwhelmingly and comically negative among civvie women.
 

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Okay, I had it once with my ex-wife, but that was after I had licked her pvssy first, which I dreaded doing, but she kept pushing me to lick her pvssy. Again, some things look like fun in porn (ie when a guy is licking another girl's pvssy on screen) and can be arousing to look at, but when it comes to you to you to do that, it somehow becomes does not sound like fun anymore. We had oral before, but not to the point of trusting in, as I did that time.

As I had a terrible reaction with the last escort I visited back in December, 2014, I'm not in a hurry to get into any contact with an escort to try something like that out. I think that any woman that is completely comfortable with a total stranger thoating her has got to have some serious demons that she can pass on to other people (ie her demons could be enabling her or giving her the skills to do it). It's not a natural type of thing that is why most civvie (ie a euphamism of saying "normal" woman, in contrast to sex workers) women are not going to be into that. The vast majority of guys may not be sensitive to this or care (ie as they have their own demons, and they are in good company), but something like that would fracture my mind and send me into the looney-bin. I could never do that to a woman like that and maintain sanity afterwards.

Lots of things look good on the screen but are too gross or mind-fracturing when executed in real life.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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