"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Who To Commit Adultery With This Weekend

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Hi all,

I had a great idea for a new thread that is over 100 ppgs long like the old (alone time) thread which is who do you plan to commit adultery with this weekend? Should be a new girl every week, and she would have to be married for at least one year for it to count
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Oh wait I forgot to add if you are a moral decent person this doesn't apply to you LOL
 

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Yeah. Some of us clearly prefer to skip the unnecessary drama. Why not just stick with single women and pass on hurting other men's relationships? Are ego's really that desperate?
Yes they are and shut up douchebag this is serious
 

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No being a troll is too hard being a man ***** is more easier
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Yeah. Some of us clearly prefer to skip the unnecessary drama. Why not just stick with single women and pass on hurting other men's relationships? Are ego's really that desperate?
Chances are the relationship is already shaky and hurt if she's willing to cheat, it would probably be doing him a favor. I don't find it rational to put blame on the guy some wife cheats with, this means fvcking someone's wife isn't hurting a relationship as it's her responsibility thus the one cheating is hurting it.

I would consider myself morally decent, but if my girlfriend was cheating I would lay it all on her and leave whatever guy involved alone. Thus I don't mind guys fvcking other guys wives, it's not their fault there's wives who decide to cheat.

Anyways I'm very confident, it's amusing to watch guys have a go at my girlfriend, they don't stand a chance. If she breaks it and cheat she's weak and I don't want a weak girlfriend anyways, I win either way.

So go ahead guys and bust those cheating b!tches, they'll be found out as long as guys like you exist.
 

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In my opinion you shouldnt feel bad for ****ing a woman who's in what her partner thinks is a sexually exclusive relationship. Of course everyone has their own moral compass but from my point of view, we don't live in an altruistic society at all. The man who rises above altruism subtly is going to be more successful than the men who are altruistic. And we live in a society where we generally don't feel a kinship with men we don't know. I'm not saying this is good, but its the truth. Do you feel bad when you get a job offer knowing others might need it more? No, because you don't know the man or even woman. So why feel bad when you **** another man's woman? You have never made any moral commitment too this man because you don't know him. You are not lacking respect for yourself because you've broken no promise. The cheater on the other hand, will lose respect from their peers because they have gone against their word.
 
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