"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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who the hell likes tiny boobs?

pyros

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Just wondering...

If I find a girl attractive but she has zero or almost zero boobs I discard her.
I just pay attention to girls that have medium to large boobs; unless the one with tiny boobs is SUPER CUTE I dont even want to bang her.

I've had two situations with girls with tiny boobs and it was a disapointment and I enjoyed a lot less.


What about you?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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how tiny u talkin bout? a cups or wut? if she got a nice tight @ss man jus turn her round bend her @ss over n go to work. u will b forgettin bout her tiny @ss boobs when u poundin her hard from behind. then the next night u get a chick with big t@ts u can enjoy playin with em. all is good man when she is hot n she has a fine @ss u can pound n the t@ts dont matter much.
 

piranha45

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Thin waist is all that matters to me...
 

SmooveMooves

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I can work with some small joints if her ass is still nice round and tight. Or if her face is really attractive.

Only women I can't dig is tall ones. Why tf are some women 5'11. Hahaha
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Huffman

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Had a FB relationship and she had literally zero boobs (but perfectly fine body otherwise). Strangely I didn't mind at all and she still ranks very high in my head. Her pu55y had a beautiful shape, which I really digged ;)

I did feel very funny when I - later - had way smaller girls but with bigger boobs. Hehe.
 

zekko

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piranha45 said:
Thin waist is all that matters to me...
I'm a breast man, but I also really like that smallest part of the hourglass shape. It's not really the waist, the waist is lower. I'm not sure it even has a name, surprisingly. Anyway, I like that part.

As for boobs, I like them all sizes, I'm not particular. But if they are too small, they would get boring quickly. If I were exclusive with her, I would probably start wanting someone with more of a hand full. So bigger is probably better, up to a point.
 

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I've always felt like if I ever get married, she'll have to have pretty big boobs. I couldn't make a lifelong commitment to a woman with A cups.

I just don't think I could do it. I love tits.
 

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I'm T&A guy all day every day. Every small titted chick I've been with wanted implants.

34C-Ds for most of my ltrs....with a great ass to match.

Nobody likes small tits.
 

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I'm a leg and a$$ man myself. Small t*ts aren't a concern for me. I like a nice set of C's or D's too...but its not a dealbreaker.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I actually prefer B cups myself. A's are ok too. Not a fan of a flat chest though. I prefer smaller breasts because they are nice and perky, and usually they just look better.

Larger breasts tend to sag more...especially as women get older.
 

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More than a handful is a waste. Then again I can palm a basketball.

That said, I'd much prefer small and real than fake.
 

zekko

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bigneil said:
That said, I'd much prefer small and real than fake.
Agreed.
Considering your penchant for strippers though, bigneil, I'm surprised you feel that way.
 

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Give me a nice round firm b00ty any day over a big b00bs. Besides, titties can be artificially enhanced.... b00ty? Not so much.
 

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There are a lot of women who are D cup or larger, but wear sports bras and clothing that straps their boobs down, so that no one can tell they have big t!ts. They don't want male attention because of their boobs.

I have noticed that there are not a lot of big t!t women on dating sites. Showing cleavage for C cup or larger indicates being down to fvck. Showing cleavage or a bikini pic for A or B cup is an attempt to hide the fact that she is flat.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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