who like clubs? who doesnt? why?

[cyp6]

^ lol yeah I love it too when girls treat me like a 'celebery'!

The reasons for why I don't like clubs :
- too crowded
- too loud music
- b!tch shield on max
- I blow when it comes to dancing (imagine the Carlton dance from the Fresh Prince)
- it doesn't suit my personality and pick up operandus, as my strong points are a class A personality and my unbelievable excellent conversation skills, which doesn't work too well in a club setting.

:yes: ha ha funny guy, Your a comdean u are.

 

[skeeloo]

I despise clubs with every fiber of my being.

ditto lmfao.i really dont get why people go clubbing i have seen some guys falling asleep at clubs.

 

[nighter]

I usally did not like clubs.

But when my confidence got better, and my skills is alot better.
I love it. I get an ego boost i can live on the hole weekend.
So now i have to be there, maybe iam abit of an attention *****

 

[i am me]

It might depend on what kind of clubs you guys are going to.

I hate the hiphop or top 40 type clubs. They attract dumb blonde b*tches who are all about status and looks. Screw that. And the music sucks.

I really like electronic or alternative or 80's clubs/nights. The clientele usually is older and has far more of a brain and you can actually talk to them. There's less Chachi type guys in polo's and spiky hair just waiting to get drunk and frustrated and fighty.

thats your opinion, i can respect that....but i cant even imagine going to a club thats not playing hip hop. salsa dancin or something like that is fine...but how do u even dance to other types or music?

another thing, some of u guys seem like youre trying to start intelligent conversations or something when u go clubbing. just go up to a chick, say "whats up" and start dancing with her and depending on her reaction, go sit down somewhere or move on to another chick....simple

 

[Scrumtulescence]

thats your opinion, i can respect that....but i cant even imagine going to a club thats not playing hip hop. salsa dancin or something like that is fine...but how do u even dance to other types or music?

another thing, some of u guys seem like youre trying to start intelligent conversations or something when u go clubbing. just go up to a chick, say "whats up" and start dancing with her and depending on her reaction, go sit down somewhere or move on to another chick....simple

Not everybody enjoys dancing to, or even listening to, hip-hop. And I imagine the kind of hip-hop they play at a hip-hop club is the kind of sh1t you hear on the radio or MTV. Maybe I'm wrong.

 

[i am me]

/\well ill agree wit u on one thing...some of the stuff they play on mtv IS ****. laffy taffy...cmon, get outta here wit that haha

but hip hop is somethin that most people appreciate when they listen to the good stuff...plus hip hop beats in the club is the best thing to get u feelin like a pimp

 

[TONYMONTANA523]

I think clubs are one of the easiest places to pick up.
Here are some rules I always use.

1. Dont buy a girl a drink unless she came with you.

2. Pay attention if a girl has been dancing all night by herself shes going to tell you no when u ask her.

3. Dont be mean to any chick she might have a friend that you might want to hook up with later that night.

4. Dont go to pick up, go to have fun even if it means cracking jokes with your boys all night.

5. Even the biggest DJ's dont take home someone everynight.

6. Dress the part if you look good youll feel good, im not saying buy a tux but put some effort into your wardrobe.

7. Dance with anybody it gives you social status if a fine chick sees you dancing with a fat chick shes not going to think less of you.

8. Take female friends, female cousins any female you might know that way at least youll have someone to dance with.

 

[CraigMack]

Sounds like you guys need some dance lessons. So here you go:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6970210001837146973

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1332838917092641375

 

[PRMoon]

im am a club promoter in las vegas... love clubbing because girls are begging to hang out with you after you get them in for free. and they treat you like a celerbery tooo.. but i used to hate going clubbing too for the same reasons that are stated above.

Who do you promote for? I'm a promoter too. What's your pay scale and do you have guest lists as well?

 

[mrRuckus]

I do not dance.

I will not ever dance.

And any girl that gives a sh1t can suck my nuts.

Every girlfriend i've ever had dislikes this. But do they play video games with me? Do they want to play catch with a baseball? Will they watch an entire football game with me? Hell no. So why should i do their stupid activity?

 

[THE_ADDMAN]

Sounds like you guys need some dance lessons. So here you go:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6970210001837146973

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1332838917092641375

Actually, I'd been looking for some good videos on the basics of club dancing

much appreciated

 

[Archaxis]

i cant even imagine going to a club thats not playing hip hop. salsa dancin or something like that is fine...but how do u even dance to other types or music?

Gee, I don't know... they somehow managed to dance to all sorts of different forms of music from the dawn of freaking humankind up until the mid 1980's A.D.! Jesusfvckingchrist, hip hop isn't really that cool that it brought about the advent of dacing. God, you're lame...

 

[Archaxis]

I do not dance.

I will not ever dance.

And any girl that gives a sh1t can suck my nuts.

Every girlfriend i've ever had dislikes this. But do they play video games with me? Do they want to play catch with a baseball? Will they watch an entire football game with me? Hell no. So why should i do their stupid activity?

My two favorite excuses:

"I'm a musician, I don't dance... I make people dance"

and

"I'm either too cool to dance or not cool enough... you decide on which one while I sit here and not care."

 

[mrRuckus]

My two favorite excuses:

"I'm a musician, I don't dance... I make people dance"

and

"I'm either too cool to dance or not cool enough... you decide on which one while I sit here and not care."

I've had the inclination to dance before. Since "everyone's doing it" I decided I should learn and maybe i'd like it. So i'd dance alone so i wouldn't feel stupid until i got "acceptable."

It is not enjoyable. I move my body very little naturally to music. I'll shake my leg or bob my head a little when i'm sitting down but have no urge to move my body otherwise to music. I'm pretty sure i have rhythm and all that.. i really just don't want to.

And that coupled with how wh0rish girls are and how assh0lish guys are at clubs I just don't go.

I'm not too cool or too uncool enough to dance. I really just don't want to. So I don't. And i won't. Oh, i will slow dance with a girl but that's not really dancing it's more like swaying with a hot body pressed against you.

 

[bigneil]

One thing I love about my new date is that she not only doesn't like to dance, but she understands that guys generally don't like to dance either.

Any guy who says he likes to dance is normally either gay or lying. Of course, many hetero guys like what dancing GETS them, but I don't think they really like to dance.

Throughout time, dancing has been a ritual and part of the mating process whereby women (with myriad choices) force guys to do that which is the most embarassing in order to prove themselves.

 

[i am me]

Gee, I don't know... they somehow managed to dance to all sorts of different forms of music from the dawn of freaking humankind up until the mid 1980's A.D.! Jesusfvckingchrist, hip hop isn't really that cool that it brought about the advent of dacing. God, you're lame...

of course people danced to other kinds of music before.....i was talkin about dancing to music thats played NOW. u cant really dance to rock music unless u just wanna jump around.....if u wanna dance to 1980 music thats not hip hop then go ahead and go to a 80s club but i assumed that when we were talkin about clubs, we were talkin about a modern club..

and no man, u dont look smart for tryna put me down like that. at least im not scared to ask a girl to dance like half of the people here

 

[Paintballguy]

Sounds like you guys need some dance lessons. So here you go:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6970210001837146973

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1332838917092641375

Luckily one of my friends gave me a crash course like that on dancing before I went to the club.

I ended up # closing a chick just by walking up and dancing with her.

Dancing is not hard at all. The main things are to be really confident and smooth. Girls eat that shvt up.