"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Who is this MILF?

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http://www.infobae.com/adjuntos/imagenes/57/0135711B.jpg

on the left of course.

Well, this is Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner


some of you might not have any idea who that is. Well, she is the first lady of Argentina. But that's not what is important. What is important is that she is also a senator an dis running for president.

If my woman looks like that when she is 54
I will be doing good
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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KneghtRyder

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wow thats crazy.. i had to do a double look at the pic when u told me shes 54
 

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that man next to her is the president of Argentina and her husband

I actually read the news
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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backbreaker said:
notice I said my WOMAN, not my wife
You would date a 54 year old? You little pervert! Oh well, gotta go back to my cub scout meeting :rock:. That is after I take care of the youth ministry work in regards to the T-Ball team which I am coaching.
 

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I would when I'm 55 yes

but i'd fvck her now..... AND take her out in public. She's bad
 

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I would when I'm 55 yes

but i'd fvck her now..... AND take her out in public. She's bad
Seriously, dude. I admire your attitude. I may not be into the granny types, but I give you huge props when it comes to getting your point across. Are you the same in person? If so, they should strap a cam around your forehead and put you on a paysite. God only knows the footage that would be captured.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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thanks and yes I am.

I'm not into granny types either.. but what about her says granny.

seriously.. I bet you right now she looks better than most of these fat ass 35 year olds we have running around.

If I would have told you she was 38 you would have believed me
 

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See, the thing is I know a bit about Argentina. When I think of leaders from there I always think of Carlos Menem (actually a Muslim of Syrian descent). That dude was cranking out kids at over 70 years of age!!! People there say that he did it to show that he was still man enough to run the country (he was running at the time for the presidency).

http://www.vanderbilt.edu/AnS/Anthro/Anth210/menemandwife.jpg
Ooops. There goes his hair :eek: His wife attempts to correct the damage.
 

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its amazing what make up can do.

trust me, when it comes to photo ops, older (especially rich) women can look amazing.

check em out in the morning though and its a differnet story. trust me, their age shows.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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That guy looks real happy too! Good for him!
 

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seriously.. I bet you right now she looks better than most of these fat ass 35 year olds we have running around.

If I would have told you she was 38 you would have believed me
Now way dude, check out the neck.
 

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backbreaker said:
I would when I'm 55 ...
I agree in principle, but I firmly believe the woman should be at least 10 years younger so I'd have to be in my 60's at least, but yeah, sure.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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