"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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http://www.infobae.com/adjuntos/imagenes/57/0135711B.jpg

on the left of course.

Well, this is Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner


some of you might not have any idea who that is. Well, she is the first lady of Argentina. But that's not what is important. What is important is that she is also a senator an dis running for president.

If my woman looks like that when she is 54
 I will be doing good
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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wow thats crazy.. i had to do a double look at the pic when u told me shes 54
 
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that man next to her is the president of Argentina and her husband

I actually read the news
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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backbreaker said:
notice I said my WOMAN, not my wife
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You would date a 54 year old? You little pervert! Oh well, gotta go back to my cub scout meeting :rock:. That is after I take care of the youth ministry work in regards to the T-Ball team which I am coaching.
 
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I would when I'm 55 yes

but i'd fvck her now..... AND take her out in public. She's bad
 
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I would when I'm 55 yes

but i'd fvck her now..... AND take her out in public. She's bad
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Seriously, dude. I admire your attitude. I may not be into the granny types, but I give you huge props when it comes to getting your point across. Are you the same in person? If so, they should strap a cam around your forehead and put you on a paysite. God only knows the footage that would be captured.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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thanks and yes I am.

I'm not into granny types either.. but what about her says granny.

seriously.. I bet you right now she looks better than most of these fat ass 35 year olds we have running around.

If I would have told you she was 38 you would have believed me
 
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See, the thing is I know a bit about Argentina. When I think of leaders from there I always think of Carlos Menem (actually a Muslim of Syrian descent). That dude was cranking out kids at over 70 years of age!!! People there say that he did it to show that he was still man enough to run the country (he was running at the time for the presidency).

http://www.vanderbilt.edu/AnS/Anthro/Anth210/menemandwife.jpg
Ooops. There goes his hair :eek: His wife attempts to correct the damage.
 
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its amazing what make up can do.

trust me, when it comes to photo ops, older (especially rich) women can look amazing.

check em out in the morning though and its a differnet story. trust me, their age shows.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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That guy looks real happy too! Good for him!
 
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seriously.. I bet you right now she looks better than most of these fat ass 35 year olds we have running around.

If I would have told you she was 38 you would have believed me
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Now way dude, check out the neck.
 
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I would when I'm 55 ...
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I agree in principle, but I firmly believe the woman should be at least 10 years younger so I'd have to be in my 60's at least, but yeah, sure.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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