"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Who here likes cats!!!???

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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j0n024

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HAHAH I was busting out laughing in the first 10 seconds.
 

6-heads lewis

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I have a cat, it's fun to play with. It's so stupid and so curious, you can come up with all kinds of silly games. It's favorite game is to hide in a ripped soda box, and pretend it's a predator, so I dangle a belt beside it and wait for it jump out.

It's not very affectionate though. Most days it likes me only when it needs something, or when Im entertaining it. When you go for affection, it runs. They're so similar to women it's incredible: stupid, curious, manipulative, attractive, easily amused, demanding of attention, fickle, and selfish.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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AHHAAHAHAH OMG!!!

dude i watched it like 4 times... each of yours... the last close up made me burst out laughing EVERY TIME!!!!!

my abs hurt now.
 

Aragon034

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This cat is my hero.

I strive to attain his level of stealth :D
 

bud_2005

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That cat should be starring in the "Quantum of Solace" instead of Daniel Craig.
 
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