"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Who here likes cats!!!???

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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j0n024

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HAHAH I was busting out laughing in the first 10 seconds.
 

6-heads lewis

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I have a cat, it's fun to play with. It's so stupid and so curious, you can come up with all kinds of silly games. It's favorite game is to hide in a ripped soda box, and pretend it's a predator, so I dangle a belt beside it and wait for it jump out.

It's not very affectionate though. Most days it likes me only when it needs something, or when Im entertaining it. When you go for affection, it runs. They're so similar to women it's incredible: stupid, curious, manipulative, attractive, easily amused, demanding of attention, fickle, and selfish.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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AHHAAHAHAH OMG!!!

dude i watched it like 4 times... each of yours... the last close up made me burst out laughing EVERY TIME!!!!!

my abs hurt now.
 

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This cat is my hero.

I strive to attain his level of stealth :D
 

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That cat should be starring in the "Quantum of Solace" instead of Daniel Craig.
 
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